Your worst exs?

Mass Effect 3 Fk that ending....

This girl I was dating would say this lovey-dovey stuff to me all the time (not that I didn't like it). Things were going great, but after a couple of months she straight up ditched me for some other guy without saying a word. I had to find out on my own that our relationship was over. I can't say I feel bad about it, because the dude ended up breaking up with her via Skype about a month and half later. I've had a couple other bad ex's, but I think she takes the cake.

I had an ex whom I dated 4 years ago. I dumped her because she told me that she wanted to have sex with one of my bros, right after we had sex. A month ago, I reached out to her to make amends. We had dinner and talked. We talked in my car before I dropped her off. She admitted that she slept with her "friend" during our relationship and tried to cover up the fact. I asked her where she wanted to proceed from that point. She said that she wanted to be friends with me. What chutzpah! As soon as she got off my car, I booked it. I felt angry that betrayed my trust. At the same time, satisfied that I made the right choice. Bye, Felicia!

okay. There was that literal 'son of a preacher-man' - we were never officially together but liked each other. His dad loved me, talked about marriage with me -totally not awkward- the son's mother thought I was a witch for "seducing" her son into Pokemon (for them Pokemon was the devil) and for "making him" celebrate Halloween. (Halloween apparently was the devil, too.busy man that guy) In the end their parents didn't influence us to drop the idea of a RS, though. Not really a crazy ex but it was a HELL of a ride.