Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

929. 927 again, lei @amarantha I've actually already told you I liked you but like every other guy whose probably told you the same on here you shot us all down lol

930. "nothing like watching your wife or gf being Bang by another dude and knowing he better then you. For real give it a go and talk with your partner its Fun.. the most popular is BBC recommendation.. ( has nothing to do with panda btw) "

932. 6/28/2022 11:47:03 A little extra story of @812 and @833 ‘ will be used to narrate or something, “ for talking and * for actions or thoughts (I’m pretty sure its easy to tell when someone’s is thinking... I hope). The Honeymoon: ‘Snoring.... all @wei_ying can hear is snoring in her ear, causing her to open her eyes and look at a sleeping fianc- oh wait? Husband, a sleeping husband next to her. Smiling at a soundly asleep @gdmh39 unconsciously Ying strokes her wedding ring and her heart flutters at the thought that they were married just 3 months ago and are now heading off to their honeymoon... which GD was disappointed he couldn’t take her to basically right after the wedding. Looking out of the little airplane window an realizing how bright it is she jumps a little at hearing a flight attendants voice ring out telling them that they have arrived in the Maldives, Ying gently shakes GD as he abruptly awakens with a cut off snore’ GD: *yawning and blinking eyes tiredly* A-Are we here yet? Ying: *smiles and starts to get up while stretching her legs and reaching up to get some of their luggage they could fit on the compartment above* “yes, we arrived mr. Sleepyhead” ‘looking up at her with a fake pout GD stands and stretches as he goes to help her carry some of the bags Ying: *pulls luggage away from her husband* “ah, ah, ah, you can handle the luggage we still have to get. They are heavier so you can carry that sksksk” GD: “wow! You just expect me to get the heavier stuff, aren’t you a strong woman?” ‘Exiting the plane and poking fun at his wife Ying rolls her eyes playfully and jokingly responds back’ Ying: “yes, a strong woman who knows how to pick and choose her battles and the luggage is too much for me to handle. So you get to handle it” ‘giggling at each others silliness they are soon able to get their luggage and leave for a fancy hotel they were able to reserve’ *Le Time Skip* ‘ with them having gotten comfortable already and spending the day touring through the Maldives. The couple prepares to go on a date to some fancy restaurant they decided to try out... a bit begrudgingly on Ying’s part but she accepted it since it’s for a special occasion.’ ‘Taking in a deep breath as Ying looks at herself in the mirror wearing an elegant one shoulder modern maxi dress, heels and red lipstick she chose to wear just for this moment she plays with her hair and earrings trying to look as good as she can while in another bathroom GD looking devilishly handsome in his black Calvin Klein’s suit he bought just for this moment and messing with his hair and tugging on his sleeves he decides to exit the bathroom only to see his wife hasn’t exited the bathroom yet.’ GD: *walks towards her bathroom and softly knocks* “A-are you coming out of that bathroom anytime soon?” ‘Flinching at the stutter in his own voice he hears a sigh come from the bathroom’ Ying: “I don’t know if I should show you... I think I look stupid, black never suited me anyways” ‘hearing the pout in her voice GD softly laughs and gently encourages her to show him’ GD: “it’s black of course it won’t look bad and I don’t think that’s a thing you could ever look like... s-so just come out. We have a reservation after all. ‘Heels clicking across glistening tiles Ying unlocks the door and slowly opens it. As she’s shyly moving around GD goes silent at seeing her done up just for this moment... and him, looking at the way the dress properly holds onto her body and accentuates any curves she has, while keeping her elegant looking and refined he lets out a squeak cause he can barely form words which causes Ying to look up in a rush and she finally gets to see for herself what GD looks like and as she does, she takes a deep breath in and looks him up and down seeing the way it makes him look even more handsome in her eyes (who knew that could be possible?). Taking a step closer to him and grabbing his hand which she notices is sweaty... or is it hers? They look at each other with loving looks and shyly smile at each other’ Ying: “hi...” GD: *coughs* “h-hello... you look gorgeous. Do we even have to go out?” Ying: *happily smiles and slaps his arm for the comment* “You look handsome... I-I didn’t think you could look any better but you seem to have proved me wrong. Although we have to go out to our dinner *glances at a clock that is in the hotel room* which we still have time to go to.” ‘Slightly pouting in a disgruntled manner GD ends up smiling and holds out his arm for Ying to take as they leave for their special reserved honeymoon dinner. After eating they walked around, joked with each other, danced with each other (GD accidentally stepped on Ying’s foot a few times but he still did good ;) and by the time they return to their honeymoon hotel it feels as if there’s a spark of... something in the air, that at any moment it could explode. But maybe that wouldn’t be so bad? Walking into their hotel room and closing the door Ying plays with a curl that escaped from her bun in slight nervousness as she can feel the tension in the air, as she’s taking her heels off GD locks the hotel door and slowly takes off his suit coat while tracking Ying’s movements like a predator does it’s prey and as Ying is turned around putting her shoes away, she feels arms slink around her stomach as she feels GD lean in and gently kiss her ear’ GD: “ the dinner was delicious, but I think I’m ready for dessert~” Ying: *blushes and takes a deep breath* “Dessert? You ate enough chocolate to satisfy you, didn’t you?” ‘kissing her ear and going down to her neck more insistently GD somehow sounds deeper and slightly gruff’ GD: “yes but that was chocolate, I’m ready for some caramel *smirks against her skin* ‘tilting her head to the side Ying turns around to face her husband and they just get lost in each other’s gaze. Ying suddenly rushes up this time and kisses GD with a passion he didn’t know she could have. Gripping her hips roughly GD hears a little gasp at the rough treatment and smirks against the kiss as he bites her lip and pulls off’ GD: “you.... like being treated rough?” Ying: *blushes and shakes head no quickly* “what!? No o-of course not. I was just... shocked at the sudden grab is all” ‘looking slightly down at Ying GD smirks and pulls her close while caressing her thigh and whispers in her ear in that... deep voice he suddenly gets’ GD: “you’re a terrible liar~” ‘roughly kissing her again not realizing she didn’t have time to take her lipstick off GD keeps kissing as she backs him towards the bed and they fall down on it. Sitting on top of him as he helps slide her dress down he kisses lower and bites her chest so she tugs on his hair in shock as they both let out pleased noises at the same time’ Ying: “ow! I-I told you I don’t want rough... aren’t I your wife? Treat me nicely” GD: *hums in fake thought* “you pulled on my hair back... I say it’s a win-win. Plus I told you I’d give you those kids, didn’t I?” ‘Blushing and still being somewhat shy Ying has a sudden mood change and licks at GD’s ear, while rubbing on him and smiling as he lets out a sounds and slaps her thigh’ Ying: “you did~ so give me all that you have. After all I’m a woman who picks and chooses her battles and this is one I know I can take~”. THE END (@soojin1003 I-I can’t believe I did this! Please don’t tell me how badly this fanfic writer-Chan has written the spicy scene. I’m so nervous right now as I've never done that *with good reason* and I’m so sorry to anyone that might be... disturbed? Put off? By this story *bows in apology repeatedly*

935. Continuation of @906 ‘ for narration, “ for speaking and * for thoughts/actions. ‘Looking over at him @criselington and @amarantha smile quite disturbingly at him as @gdmh39 sits up and sees Viking babe stirring the cauldron as baby chimken walks up to him and claps her hands, he’s suddenly lifted up and sat into a chair made of chicken bones (it has to be chicken bones) as baby-chimken smirks and replies in a slightly irritated tone’ Baby Chimken: “gosh! You finally made it! Having us wait on you *rushes over to Viking babe and has a whisper conversation* Baby Chimken: is it ready? Viking babe: “yes chicken queen it’s ready for him to consume” ‘smiling and putting the liquid in a cup bbc (baby chimken) walks up to GD and tries to shove the potion down his throat without discussing what it is. GD squirms around in a panic as BBC and Viking babe share a look, Viking babe walks over and holds GD down’ Viking Babe: “gosh! Just hold still it’s to help you on your quest” ‘opening his mouth to respond that they don’t need to shove it down his throat for him BBC sees the opportunity and he’s forced to swallow the liquid. Coughing and spluttering GD tries to speak but... he’s clucking? Smiling at him BBC uses her magic to tie him with a rope and pats his jead* Baby Chimken: “ don’t worry GD, this will get you to where you need to go. Cris! Help me carry him to the large tree outside, you know witch (badum tch) tree. ‘Nodding his head Viking babe picks GD up and they head outside while GD is Baching (badum tch! Since GD is a chicken in this story and he listens to classical and Bach is... okay nvm then lol) up a storm, they tie him to the tree and right as they do they here the large bock of a chicken as they finish up and run inside pecking out (badum tch! Another chicken yolk... twice in a row XD). ‘Bocking in a panic he sees the giant chicken that took his friends @swadian and @kuharido away land in front of him... but the chicken is no longer holding his friends so he realizes that it must’ve stopped by it’s lair, coop? To put them away or maybe it’s consumed them and he’s too late!? As he’s squirming around the chicken snuggles up to him and let’s out little noises like it’s.... attracted to him? Clawing at the rope and swiftly picking GD up with its feet the magic chicken flies away letting out a happy bock as GD is screaming internally on how this all happened’ GD: *what did I do to deserve this? I just wanted to attend the chicken festival and where the heck did that chicken come from anyway? Stupid chicken... I hope Lei never knows I thought that* ‘GD’s thoughts sour even further at seeing it’s chicken hut (badum tch! It’s a restaurant lol) is high in a mountain which will be hard for him to escape from, but he consoles himself by remembering that maybe his friends are still alive and inside of this nest thing. As it lands it drops him into a scratchy feeling nest and sends him a threat by grabbing a rock with its beak and placing it in the nest as him and moves it like its trying to leave the nest and mountain. As it does that the chicken throws the rock against the wall and pecks at it, breaking the rock which causes GD to be horrified and bock in understanding and with that the chicken leaves... to where we don’t know.’ ‘Looking around and leaving the nest to look for his friends GD hears a noise coming from the far right of the cave and as he’s walking slowly towards the noise he sees his friends playing chicken (badum tch) and eating it too. Excited at seeing they haven’t died he goes to speak forgetting he sounds like a chicken’ GD: “bock bock bock. BOCK!” ‘The last bock startled them and Ghost babe throws a drumstick at GD’s face as Swan babe looks at him like he said stupid because “what the heck would a drumstick do stupid?” Realizing it’s just GD they relax as Ghost babe grumbles on how he wasted a piece of chicken and Swan babe rolls his eyes and questions GD on why he sounds like a chicken’ Swan babe: “wow! You really can’t speak English anymore can you?” ‘Bocking sadly in that moment a note falls out of his pocket and Ghost picks it up to read it aloud’ Ghost babe: “Dear GD, I know you must be irritated and confused as to why I made a potion to make you sound like a chicken but that spell will help you to communicate with the chicken and understand it. It’s also your destiny lol, you may be wondering if there was any other way I could’ve done it and there probably was but I wanted the funniest option so there’s you are. Complete your quest and I’ll see you at the festival. Signed Lei (p.s. you all better have costumes or I’m sacrificing you to the chicken). ‘Sitting there in shock GD bocks our a laugh which caused Ghost and Swan to laugh to. At that moment a rainbow shoots down from the sky and into the cave and as they look over they see... a leprechaun?’ TBC (this story is crack and a half lol. I’m so sorry if anyone’s getting an aneurism from this story)