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wei_ying
@kuharido I can’t win XD
kuharido
900. maybe its the age Getting to me but lately i finally stop caring about people and Been Burning bridges left and right. and the funny part is i don't care anymore... i don't even have the need to talk with woman anymore..
kuharido
901. GD in Wonderland pt3. “Try to? If you are gonna be in our garden you better do, so be a man and gain some balls” *tapping her stick she starts directing the choir of flowers and while GD is distracted by the music in no time at all he realizes it’s his part* “You can learn a lot of things from the flowers For especially in the month of June There's a wealth of happiness and romance All-” *voice cracking horrendously GD smiles and blushes in embarrassment while Mrs. Rose is trying not to laugh at him*. After the song has finished a fancy looking flower wants to question GD more about what garden GD is from causing all other flowers to agree till Mrs. Rose starts cursing at them to “shut it!” *coughing delicately like she didn’t just curse the flowers out* “Yes my dear, what garden are you from exactly? I know you said you’re a GD/Alice flower but from what garden do you reside?” *blinking at the flowers in confusion GD laughs loudly and exclaims* “I don’t come from any garden-“ A yellow daisy speaks up and starts to argue “well do you suppose he’s not from any garden?” A pompous Iris pipes in suddenly after “oh? So a wild flower? Quite ugly might I add *lifts up GD’s dress thinking they are his petals* look at the poor things petals... flat” the yellow daisy piping in with laughter in her voice “yes and quite flat in other places too!” *laughter coming from everyone including Mrs. Rose a smaller male rose pipes in which is her husband* “B-but I think he’s handsome” Mrs. Rose: “quiet @arc”. *GD flushing red in embarrassment and anger loudly exclaims how rude they are being and the most important fact* “And I am NOT a flower!” *all the flowers gasping in shock and pulling their stems close to themselves the stupid Iris loudly exclaims in a panic* “it’s a weed!” *GD backing up in fear at the flowers moving in on him trying to hurt him and chase him out, he runs through dandelions and all sorts of fierce attacking flowers and out of the garden* “*gasping for air and huffing angrily* stupid flowers! I thought they were supposed to be graceful, beautiful and nice-“ *stopping in his tracks at hearing a voice singing about vowels GD slowly walks up while moving the large grass out of his site* “A, e i o u, a e i o u, a e i o u, o, u e i o a, u e i a, a e i o u… Who are you?” *standing on a mushroom and blinking up at the caterpillar (who looks more man tbh) in confusion GD replies* “well bro you see... I hardly know who I am right now... I have changed so many times today” Caterpillar: “nah BRO! I do NOT see... explain” GD: “w-well I can’t explain anymore for I do not know who I myself am, you know?” Caterpillar “I do not know stupid I told you before!” GD: *eyebrow twitching and taking in a deep calming breath* “well... I can’t explain it anymore clearly cause I do not know myself and I can not speak anymore on a subject that isn’t clear to me” Caterpillar: “You? Who are you?” *says the caterpillar while smoking through his pipe and looking down at GD with a questioning glance* GD: Well don’t you think you should tell me who you are first? Caterpillar: “why?” GD:“Oh sh*t! This is confusing?” *says GD while coughing at the smoke being blown into his face* Caterpillar: *rolling his eyes sassily* “I am @lewd_araragi and I’ll be the one asking questions! You ask me one more and I’ll lollipop your throat with my pipe!” GD: *looks at him in shock at the outburst* “fine! Look I just- *sighs* I can’t remember things as I used to-“ Lewd-Caterpillar: *takes pile out of mouth* “RECITE!” GD: *stands up straight and folds hands politely together* “call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! Bu-“ *getting cut off with an irritated huff of air from the caterpillar GD crosses his arm and gives Lewd a look that says “do better”* Lewd-Caterpillar: “How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.” GD: *pouting (though he’d disagree) and rolling his eyes* “you know... I wasn’t expecting you to recite the actual thing. I look stupid now” Lewd-Caterpillar: “you always look stupid! *laughs loudly* now! “Who” *puff* “are” *puff* “YOU!” *blows large smoke into GD’s face* GD: *coughing and sputtering* “I-“ *coughs* Am- *coughs*... w-why?*coughs* OHH!” *coughing repeatedly and stopping out of the clearing quickly from a distance he hears the caterpillar yelling for him, which he divided to turn back around to here what he has to say*. GD: “oh I don’t know why I’m turning around? When I get back home I’m just gonna take a nice nap and have my waifu baby me for putting up with this!” *standing back up on his mushroom GD sassily glares up at the caterpillar* GD: “well?” Lewd-Caterpillar: “keep your temper~” GD: *eyebrows pinching together in irritation* Is that all? Lewd-Caterpillar: *puffing our another round of smoke while looking down at GD* “no. What is your problem?” GD: “well gee buddy I don’t know? Maybe that I would wanna be larger” Lewd-Caterpillar: *looking at him in confusion rather then irritation he questioningly asks* “why?” GD: *snorts* “bruh! I’m like what 2-3 inches tall? *laughs* Lewd-Caterpillar: *turning a fiery red and angrily puffing at his pipe* “I am exactly 3 inches tall and it is a very good height indeed!!!” GD: *covering his face from the smoke and loudly replying in a calm Bob Ross like manner to diffuse his temper* “yo bro, why are you (gae) yelling?”. *looking up and seeing the caterpillar with butterfly wings and flying off* Lewd-Caterpillar: *ignores GD’s question and impatiently says* “one side will make you grow taller and the other side will make you grow shorter” GD: *blinking up at him and yelling out for him to come back* “w-wait! The other side!?” Lewd-Caterpillar: “yes the other side” *flaps further away* GD: “Wait... the other side?” Lewd-Caterpillar: *throws his pipe at GD’s throat and cackles at hearing him choke* “YES! THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MUSHROOM YOU USELESS B*TCH!” *flaps quickly away* GD: *tears off and eats both sides to avoid running into the fearful bird above the tree* “geez! And he tells me to control my temper... also I’m not a b*tch at all.” *walking off into the forest again GD tiredly huffs until he hears a feminine voice singing from somewhere in the trees*. Cheshire: “He love me, he gives me all his money that Gucci, Prada comfy my sugar daddy-“ *looking up at the feminine feline as the cat looks down and teasing it smirks and says in a sexy tone* Cheshire: “lose something?”. TBC (I’m sorry I went overboard with this one XD and if any lines sound familiar I did take certain line from the Disney Alice in Wonderland script so those parts ARE NOT MINE! Thank you if you bothered reading lol)
kuharido
902. Panda Gimma me them Big old Dong
kuharido
903. wonder if Panda's gf was able to handle the Horse Dong 0w0
kuharido
904. It's 445, you haven't seen me around as often, and I'm too shy to come out of my hidey hole so I'm sorry. Anyway, I'd just like to thank the people here I made friends with. I'll thank you directly soon after, but I'm happy I was able to meet kind people here. Of course my journey here wasn't a bed of roses but that's to be expected; I'd go through it again since I met people here I couldn't really picture some portions of my life without. I'm very thankful for the time you've given me, listening to me to those who did at least both in this forum and the friends I mentioned earlier. I've found people I greatly care for here, and those I love platonically. I have also found a person I want to spend more time with, who inspires me to be happy and to love as freely as I want to in life. I want to spend a few years of my life with this person before settling down. I'm still a little shy, a little uncertain about things but I'm extremely grateful. I still think Wei Ying is very kind, GD, Sparkis, Ghost, Lei, Soojin, Cris and Swadian are all very kind, but I'm happy I got to get on MO even if only for a little while longer. I was pretty lucky to meet so many great people, thank you, everyone.
kuharido
905. I'm a terrible person I don't deserve love I can't love
kuharido
906. @kuharido: “Dude! I think you look great in that one” *thumbs up in aproval as GD looks into the mirror to see what Ghost and Swan has chosen for him* GD: “what the crap is this!? Why am I dressed as a wiener?” @swadian: *rolls eyes* “because it’s a costume party for the ancient chicken festival that @amarantha invited us too... of course she decided you won’t be chicken because chicken is too clucking good (badum tch) for you to be it” Ghost: “yeah we all know about this festival. I mean I know Wei_Ying told you? She did tell you right?” *before GD can answer a giant evil chicken comes in on a flying car and takes his friends while making evil chicken noises*. GD: *blinks in confusion* “first I’m “Alice” and now I have to save my friends from an evil chicken!? Where the heck do I even start?” *rushing to buy his outfit after it’s purchased he runs outside to see the chicken flying away and as GD is looking up and running he falls into a small ditch where @criselington the handsome ditch Viking is waiting to give him advice for his quest* Viking Babe: “so you’ve finally made-“ GD: “why are you in a dit-“ *yelping at the axe being swung near his head the Viking speaks on as if he didn’t almost behead GD* Viking Babe: “ no interruptions you turd! *coughs* now! I see you have finally made it to my shop and I’m here to help you on the quest your on but in order to begin everything has a price, to take this shield you must give me your cash or else you’ll be beheaded in a flash” GD: “what!? How does that make sense... *sighs and slams money on the table* here!” Viking Babe: “ohh~ sorry GD you don’t have enough rupees, come back when your a little *hmms* richer!” GD: “did you just quote legend of Ze-! Ahhhh!” *launched out of the Vikings lair and into a convertible cinnamon bun on wheels GD opens his eyes and comes face to face with a talking mongoose* Mongoose: “dude~ that’s rude of you to hop in my ride without asking the sweet goodness first” GD: “I am going mad *sobs*. Why me? Why!?” *wanting to finish up quickly he throws the mongoose out of the car and takes over instead and makes a detour through a forest he definitely shouldn’t be going in*. GD: *looking around cautiously while stepping out of the car as he sees the Keebler elves rush out the trees and eat his cinnamon bun car* “well... I’m stuck, dead and stupid.” *walking forward and seeing a large tree hut/house he takes his chance and before he gets to open the door he’s pulled in by shadowed hands* GD: *screams like a little girl and passes out* Person 1:“oh crap he passed out?” Person 2: “that’s what he gets for not giving me my needed rupees the jerk!” *slowly opening his eyes he sees the Viking and @amarantha staring at him as she is stirring a cauldron*. TBC (yes this is Neko_Mommy and I’m terribly sorry for this story XD. I promised GD I’d write him a completely random storyline that makes no sense sksksk. Please ignore this and I’m too lazy to continue on rn so later I’ll continue this crack pot story)
kuharido
907. Ghost @kuharido is the mommy we didn't ask for but definitely need.
wei_ying
@904 aww darling my heart is so happy you feel that way <3. I hope you have a great life moving forward on your own journey and you seem like a very sweet and adorable individual. Stay safe, happy, healthy and of course lovely as I’m sure you are ^-^
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