First kiss!

Think it went something like this lol! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/123/040/41f.jpg https://pics.esmemes.com/was-your-f-first-elsewhere-kani-what-is-it-poor-naruto-3977137.png

Ok so that's how it works *frantically notes down in order to prepare for the moment that'll never come*

My best and most memorable kiss was when I worked for Kroger. I was starting out as a humble bag boy at the young age of 17 and was very nervous about impressing both the company and customers. With diligence I packed out a family's groceries as the cashier made small talk. It was after a number of party supplies and a cake came through that the cashier asked if it was someone's birthday. That's when a grandmother with the family pipped up with enthusiasm: "I just turned 101 years old; somebody kiss me!" Turning quickly to me she placed both hands on my shoulders before leaning in for a kiss. I didn't know how to react so I just defaulted to my customer service training which was to exceed customers' expectations. Wasting not a moment more I opened my mouth and turned my head slightly before leaning in to the smooch! In that exact moment time seemed to stop for the world just long enough to watch her middle aged son stare into my eyes with the face of confusion and disgust. I could also see my coworker having a shocked expression thinking of what to say. After about 9 seconds time resumed for us and the grandmother walked back to her family with a rather pleased look on her face. The son proceeded to hurry with their payment before shuffling his mom past me taking the bags without comment or eye contact. I made an offer to assist them to their car but he muttered something to the effect of "you've done enough thank you!" But before they got out the door I saw the grandmother talk to a supervisor before turning to glance in my direction. Later I would be given a $5 dollar gift card and a rose for excellent customer service by my manager!

I mean being an anime lover, id always assumed we can never have a normal first kiss you know. Like what has anime trope shown us, Girls coincidentally falling over and getting their boobs gropped, Sister leaning in to wake you up in the morning or even two girls leaning in arms locked on both side of you. thats the kind of shit i shud be reading from this forum xd.