Life Advice

It's between that or the surprise dunk when the toilet isn't deep enough. Maybe it's a getting close to forty thing? However, both are quite refreshing, even if nasty in a public restroom. It's that kind of thing that makes you say "I didn't say stop!", when it's done.

It's refreshing when you're brown eye is feeling a little dry. It's like the clear eyes commercial for your butthole, it's awesome!

Right? That's what I said too! Fucking bitches don't know what they're missing. P.s this is satire and you're not missing much