Vent

Never have kids on a whim... Never have kids "because".... Never trust birth control.... Beer me up, captain!!! Nah, I love them, but kids will either build or break your patience, but usually a little bit of both.lol Still gonna beer up at least a little. They're asleep!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo Must be allergic. Me? I have a baby who is currently pooping while in my lap. Didn't think a year ago that I'd have a grunting critter in my lap staring me down while taking a stinky shit.lol

We can literally sit on our asses, watch youtube and tik tok while getting paid to be here when its dead slow but apprently i cant even learn to code at work. IT dude doesnt let me download shit and got rid of my tools. Yet I was able to do whatever for 3 months lol

People who think every single dog needs to be on a leash. Laughed my butt off watching the neighborhood chihuahua named Bullet bark and run from the woman who was trying to "save" him. I let her know he lives here and wanders around from time to time. She was like that's not good. I said in response, "He's fine " but thought "So what lady? Not your dog. Get back in your car and drive the fuck on." Oh wow realized I put this in vent instead of people who annoy you. Oppsie.

@siruboo I love her expression. lol