Odd turn ons

Since I couldn't find the good old BDSM thread anymore I'm leaving this here. I have evolved. == Results from bdsmtest.org 2018-08-21 == 100% Rigger 100% Daddy/Mommy 93% Master/Mistress 92% Owner 89% Sadist 88% Voyeur 84% Dominant 64% Primal (Hunter) 59% Switch 55% Vanilla 52% Experimentalist 51% Brat tamer 50% Degrader 46% Ageplayer 41% Submissive 38% Exhibitionist 33% Masochist 18% Rope bunny 3% Brat 3% Slave 2% Boy/Girl 2% Primal (Prey) 1% Degradee 1% Pet 0% Non-monogamist

iyaaaa this is going to be super embarrassing but ill just say it incase a guy has the same....... i... u_u i okay look this will sound weird weird weird at first but its not what it might immediately sound like!!! ive always had a fantasy that a guy cosplayed with me, not like a regular cosplay... but like i want him to cosplay a toilet and let me sit on him NOTHING ELSE JUST SIT it makes my heart race and feel super safe and secure with him i think its the most exciting thing ♡♡♡♡. Oh i also like eggplay.

Not sure if joking about the toilet thing... This is the internet after all and when there's a will, there's a fetish for it.