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twist_senpai
Nahh, you gotta have a meme page somewhere online and then they'll instantly melt xD
a13x_6
Dec 11, 20 at 12:18pm
ohh!! twist.... you dont know about this place do you?
a13x_6
Dec 11, 20 at 12:20pm
this is where the og gang met! its where i first met mia, audio, rorik, sparkie... etc. it became our roleplay thread before constant mo trolls made us switch to slack
a13x_6
Dec 11, 20 at 12:21pm
was a while ago tho... xD
amir_bahram
Dec 11, 20 at 12:27pm
@a13x_6 Alright listen up. So you've got a crush on a girl, you go up to her, look at her in the eyes, put your hand on her shoulder, and say Hey. Somehow she has the will power of a God and resists the Hey. Now plan B. You call your local dealer. Ask for some chloroform. Usually they don't ask why you need it but if they do, just give him a few extra bucks and he'll shut up. Follow her and when you're both alone, use the chloroform. Take her to your basement. When she wakes up, she'll scream. She'll cry a little. Okay she'll cry a lot but that's just because she doesn't know she loves you.........yet. Make sure to clean her, and feed her. Make her feel like you care about her. It might take a month, it might take a year. But eventually she'll develop Stockholm syndrome and boom, you got your girl. Thank me later.
a13x_6
Dec 11, 20 at 12:30pm
i see... its all so clear now!! XD
shinkutsume
@President Amir "Yes officer... this man here..."
thecave2317
what the fuck did this thread derail to?
thecave2317
I scrolled down and all I could see is alex cooming.
a13x_6
Dec 15, 20 at 11:59am
XD
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