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toritori
great, i've always wanted to be a swave uwu
ren_amamiya
We aww want to be a swave towi, we aww do >-<
eternallunar1
https://youtu.be/uzQ9kxs6RL8
momoichi
WoW pwEs TaKE mY SocIAl SecWitY NUmbeW :3
nataku411
Whawt the fuck did uwu juwst fucking say abouwt me, uwu wittwe bitch? i'ww have uwu know i gwaduated top of my cwass in the navy seaws, awnd i've bewn invowved in numewous secwet waids own aw-quaeda, awnd i have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe awnd i'm the top snipew in the entiwe us awmed fowces. Uwu awe nothing tuwu me but juwst anothew tawget. I wiww wipe uwu the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nevew bewn seen befowe own thiws eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. Uwu think uwu cawn get away with saying thawt shit tuwu me ovew the intewnet? think again, fuckew. As we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the usa awnd youw ip iws being twaced wight now so uwu bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm thawt wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing uwu caww youw wife. Uwu'we fucking dead, kid. I cawn be anywhewe, anytime, awnd i cawn kiww uwu in ovew seven hundwed ways, awnd thawt's juwst with my bawe hands. Nowt onwy am i extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but i have access tuwu the entiwe awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps awnd i wiww use iwt tuwu its fuww extent tuwu wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continent, uwu wittwe shit. If onwy uwu couwd have known whawt unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe "cwevew" comment was abouwt tuwu bwing down upon uwu, maybe uwu wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But uwu couwdn't, uwu didn't, awnd now uwu'we paying the pwice, uwu goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew uwu awnd uwu wiww dwown in iwt. Uwu'we fucking dead, kiddo.
ambrosel
Wambwy gwiv mwe youw digwits, youw 4 pwin dwigits, GWIV MWE AWW YOOW MOWONEY!!!
ambrosel
@nataku411 THWANK WOO FOW THE COWONTWIBUTIOWON TOWO O w O THWEAD?!?!!
ren_amamiya
Guys UwU We just nyeed to send hew ouw cwedit cawds nyumbews, the thwee digits on the back and the date on the fwont UwU
chocopyro
Oh no... Oh no! I- this is all wrong! Quick! We have to put it back togethewu, becuwas the dawukist timewines awer mewginguuuu!
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