Funny Stories About Your Social Anxiety

When I was in first grade I really liked this girl and since I was so little it was basically LOVE hah. I told pretty much everyone I knew that she was the love of my life and that she was perfect in every way. and thats not even the worst of it. We would have play dates often because she had other members of her family that were friends with mine... anddd we were neighbors. So one day we were all CHILLIN' at their families home built playground (which basically much made them celebrities) and I decided that that specific day would be the day I told the girl that I LOVED her. I took her behind the playground after letting her know I had "something important" to say, and told her. "I LOVE YOU" I pretty much yelled it. so everyone heard and before she could even respond I immediately dashed home... CRYING...IM A GUY......... more of an embarrassing story but uwu

At my workplace my boss laughed at me because I don't respond much to social interactions and only respond to commands or directives. Like a robot

So it's 3am and i've just come out of a club with some friends. My friends went the other way while I headed to where a friend was going to pick me up. I sit a few metres away from these other guys. One of the guys comes over and offers me a slice of pizza. I immediately refuse as I don't like feeling indebted to people. He then proceeds to lecture me on Weimar Germany while I sat there awkwardly for the next 20 minutes.

There was this one REALLY awkward moment that happened to me when I was out for a jog. With my earbuds plugged in (I find it SUPER EASY to not care about the people around me when I have music) as I kept a steady, jogging pace, I was trying to get a good sweat. This car out of nowhere came slowly driving by me with the driver waving and mouthing "Hello!". Didn't actually know this person but thought they were a friend of my parents or something. I quickly removed my earbuds and started waving and saying "Hello!" back to this person. The response I got destroyed me. Turns out, they weren't actually talking to me but actually to ANOTHER person who was right behind me! I didn't notice until the driver said "Oh, not you" and pointed to the back where there was another jogger like me who was trying to get a good sweat. I cringed out of embarrassment. My chest started to feel tight and I could've sworn that the person behind me was giggling at the awkward situation. A normal person would've just shrugged it off and paid no mind, but let me tell you, I'm far from normal. Since I felt super duper embarrassed, I went flat out sprinting away from the car and the person behind me.They were probably like "What the heck?!?!". Oh, and I wasn't just sprinting. I was making very loud wheezing noises and moving my body at such a weird angle. My face looked pretty strange too. Looking at it at the time could've given the impression that I must've eaten a really sour lemon or something. Heh heh... I'm so socially-awkward. =__=;