Funny Stories About Your Social Anxiety

Got one with a former girlfriend of mine. She was trying to be super cute and she leaned forwards to me to give me a kiss on the lips and I panicked (being already super anxious around her), and BAM! I responded by headbutting her full fucking force by mistake. Then she covered her face in pain and was like "are you fucking retarted, you fucking asshole". Man, I was super ashamed of myself on that day but now I think about it and i'm dying of laughter whenever I think that this happened. I had to buy her ice cream on that day though.

Fine honey was like: "Hey make sure you stay hydrated today it's really hot out today..." I was like : " yeah it really is! I mean I'm always hot though." She was like : "I know right.." Then proceeded to lick her finger and rubbed it on her ass and made a sizzling noise. I smiled and walked away...l then sat on a bench and put on my panda mask I just bought and waited for my ride...for half an hour.. Less than twenty feet from her.

Once at school, I was In a class during lunch time and saw person I liked coming toward this direct. I kind of panic, cuz I didn't want him to see him. So I hid behind the door. He didn't end up coming into the class room, but the teacher did. She asked me why I hiding behind the door. I replied back with, cuz it's a nice door. Facepalm* I bet she tough I was wierd.

Go to college with a 9/10 hot chick. The stereotypical white chick; Starbucks, yoga, blond, rich parents, all of it. Spent 2.5 years in classes with her, including ones with JUST us, projects with us alone, etc. Not once made a move and she was single the entire time until the last semester. #Missedmychance

Once while running I found a turtle in the street. So when I had a chance I went and I picked it up. I knew there was a lake up ahead, so I kept running while holding a turtle. Half way there a girl asks me takeing your pet out for a walk? I felt really silly , but I answered "everyday, but he's still outta shape"