Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Well I saw Project Otaku comin' out of the sky. He had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me! He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me (One eye?) Well he came down to earth and he landed in a tree. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me! I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me (One horn?) I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line? He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine. But that's not the reason that I came to land. I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band! Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater. Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater. (We wear short shorts!) Friendly little people eater. What a sight to see! And then he swung from the tree and he landed on the ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around. It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune. Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom! Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater. Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater. (I like short shorts!) Flyin' little people eater. Sure looks strange to me. (Purple People?) And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know? I saw him last night on a TV show! He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead! Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head! https://images.ctfassets.net/23wh7e5ryr18/photo-49046/bb5202d6e5a41062f05a8fc45a7be75b/49046-purple-people-eater-1.jpg

Believes Homura is life https://media.giphy.com/media/TKjab8rAnSM12/giphy.gif

Would not wish to juubey for some cringe waifu action https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000382001697-zsgh3w-t500x500.jpg