what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac
They take things literally
What did the pirate say at his birthday party? IM EIGHTY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE GIVE ME AN AWARD
What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
You'd think it's Rrrrrrrr...but it's actually the C
Bye its X cause that marks where the coin at
How much do pirates pay for piercings?
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many Cheetahs
Why should you never fly with Peter Pan?
Because you'd neverland