What do you get when you cross an Owl with a Bungee Cord???
Did you hear about the Blind Carpenter? He picked up a Hammer and SAW!
A good friend of mine can tell what kind of wood a bar counter is made from, just by touching it!
He's what one would call, Counter Intuitive!
Two hunters are out in the woods when they spot a mean looking grizzly lumbering towards them. One begins frantically lacing up his boot. "What are you doing, you can't out run a grizzly!". "I don't have to" replies his friend "I just have to out run you."
I entered ten puns into a pun contest, thinking with so many entries I was sure to win, No Pun in Ten did...
How many dyslexic's does it change to take a light bulb?
I recently went to a wedding, it was so moving everyone got emotional...
Even the cake was in tiers
What does a house wear?
What do you call a singing computer?
What is Trump's favorite anime?
Attack on Titan