Why did the cheese go to Church? To Become Wholly..Swiss cheese! lol
told you it was cheesy!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Any chicken butt joke triggers me. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do you have sex with
Twenty-Seven year old?
Any kind you want
There a Twenty of them
Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
I am a quality comedian praise me now!
Did you know some gazelles can jump higher than the average house? That's because the average house doesn't jump.
What type of snack is always late to the party? Chocolate.
What do you call a Russian prison for Vegetables? An Arugulag!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become road kill. -.-* basically any jokes seem bad to me