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projectotakux
Yo mama is a hamster that eats yo papa's dingle berries
gabriel_true
That reminded me of an old Eminem rap about sticking a gerbil up someone's butt through a tube. As I recall the inspiration for this song came from Marshall talking to a nurse that had to treat an ER patient who performed the act as part of some kinky sex only for it to get stuck inside him and of course die. https://youtu.be/BOI8OGIy6cA
projectotakux
@gabriel_true Why am I suprised when I shouldn't be? Didn't the doctors press charges for beastiality?
projectotakux
Yo mama is so hairy that when she was on Project Runway, they called her Harry Styles
gabriel_true
To answer your question about a doctor testifying against a patient, I am not sure they could under the law that health treatment is confidential. Only the owner of the animal or possibly a witness to the crime could step forward to press charges.
projectotakux
(@gabriel_true: I can only imagine the face on the poor little Gerbils face as he entered into the dark zone)
gabriel_true
I can only imagine the face of the doctor performing the operation.
projectotakux
@gabriel_true From the stories I listened to from justin whang, I am sure those doctors have seen worse shit
gabriel_true
Maybe so, but how many gerbils do they have to remove on a daily basis? We need statistics!
projectotakux
@gabriel_true The same amount it takes to fill up yo mama
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