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Yes, afterall Enki was a weird chinese girl who pretends to be a taoist mage! Which better place for her than akihabara! There they met the dulalahan and jesus immediately fell for her, and enki kept on falling for the traps of the city's information broker!

But the pee was so acidic that it drilled a hole in the wall thus saving the dog's gf who is a cat and was near the dog's peeing organ

Apparently google used my post's definition on 'Make Up Words and Give The Definitions' thread of random chatter to define 'xxxtinct' which means orgy.. so yes all the dogs around the world were doing orgy, this made Enki and Jesus's life on earth very uncomfortable

Enki & Jesus came across a small village of Fleamen that offered to help them against the dog problem and even the beautiful Fleawoman waved her eyelashes at Jesus.

Jesus approached the fleawoman, but as he was getting closer the fleawomen changed form and suddenly Enki was standing in front of Jesus, he looked back and Enki was still behind him looking confused as heck, and so was Jesus