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alphredo
Jun 29, 18 at 9:51pm
And suddenly Nurse Joy cured the llama
fable_seik
Fall down the stairs and into the living room!
alphredo
Jun 30, 18 at 1:43am
Landing right in the middle and interrupting gossipy aunts, uncles, and other relatives during christmas dinner and aunt Ethel says; "Why I never!!" and little cousin with huge glasses says; "Holy Sh@!!" and his mom covers his eyes while church granny faints and uncle Freddy screams like a girl and family dog is now eating the dinner on the table while nosey neighbor lady is looking through the window and the little baby says his first word; "Da f@#$!"
pwnpandas
Jun 30, 18 at 4:01am
"You just got punk'd", it was all a set up, you're on reality T.V!
vezax
Jun 30, 18 at 6:27am
Except that the ones who are directing this reality TV show are jesus and enki..
matchesia
Jun 30, 18 at 8:38am
"organisation stink is all over this" said jesus
vezax
Jun 30, 18 at 9:10am
Unusually enough that stink was turning him on.. apparently he has weird fetishes!
alphredo
Jun 30, 18 at 1:38pm
But, his fetishes don't end there as he loves to be watched by innocent animals in the forest while he kisses his anime pillow waifu.
pwnpandas
Jul 03, 18 at 5:22am
But those fetishes were a thing of the past, it was time for Jesus and Enki to start their life in the big city!
yestotally
So, they moved in. Enki was rich, so she bought a huge mansion near the center of akihabara.
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