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But the jeff who was saying all this was already blackmailed to change his name, and thus wasnt the real jeff! The real jeff is hiding inside a panda with military uniform!

Panda Jeff hypnotized everyone into falling under his command. He got bored soon and went with his hypnotized followers to another nation to conquer it!

On the way to his expedition he found a unicorn which was surprisingly eating poop which jeff mistook for chocolate.. so he named it 'thechocolateeatingunicorn' but the cooler men in his army didnt like the name so they changed it to 'thechocounicorn'

Then the Unicorn's Hipster llama cousin came back from a blind date and started listening to refined good taste in timeless alternative music next room wearing his favorite Japanese itchy scarf all while only playing Superior Japanese Video Games on his Superior Playstation 4 imported from Japan bundled with Japanese music, Japanese waifu, & only the superior Old school out of print Vhs Anime Tapes sent in by his Japanese Pen Pals and waiting cause His Anime Pillow is in the washer. https://s22.postimg.cc/nsj0bi35d/02345789cc994764527256f29de1260f.jpg