Slicky

Yes, video games practically comprise my entire life. The oddities and somewhat inherent attractiveness of Japanese culture have led me to like it greatly, but presently, I'm certainly not as interested as I used to be. ...Alright, do you wish to know the true reason why I'm here? The story begins in 3rd Grade, with an astonishingly beautiful young lass and my odious self. She absolutely loved anime, and I suppose I was a bit of an anime dilettante. We had a relationship, which involved the standard fare "We make romantic gestures to each other but never confess our true feelings for each other". Our connection was sui generis, however: there was a sort of innate attraction between us, sprouted from our shared misery (which is tangentially irrelevant). Long story short, she moved to New York and I completely lost contact with her. Dear Lord, I'm an idiot, aren't I? Otherwise...I hate modern music (rap, hip-hop, whatever the hell is popular these days). I love classical music, I ardently believe in upholding morality and individualism. As I said before, video games are essentially my life (Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Pikmin, Starcraft, Fire Emblem, The Legend of Zelda, Mario, Metroid)...I hate all First-Person Shooters, Call of Duty is NOT a video game series. Well, that's pretty much it. I'm a social outcast that only knows how to push buttons. That's all I ever do, push buttons. All day, every day, pus buttons. I'm a goddamned freak.

Well, I'm 13 and can't go anywhere, but I may as well throw my hat into this ring. I can hold a conversation without saying anything incriminating or embarrassing...probably.