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fireenthusiast

FireEnthusiast

26 year old Male
Single
Last online over 6 years ago
Pittsburgh, PA
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momoichi
Lamby @momoichi left a comment for FireEnthusiast
May 24, 18 at 12:46pm
*takes your dank drank and s i p p s* interesting, freshy. well to say the least you have my attention
fireenthusiast
Well for starters, you came to the right place. That is if your intentions were to talk to some freakin weirdo. Because like, that's what I am, a little bit. Okay, well, if I'm a weirdo, then you're a weirdo because we both made accounts for MaiOtaku, pretty sure you don't walk into the club going, "Yoooooooooo, what's up with that MaiOtaku game". Or something hip, and cool like that. My head hurts, I need more NyQuil, I'm just trying to find my soul mate, send help.
huwoji
huwoji @huwoji Don't lose hope, @FireEnthusiast. Fighting!!! ^^
fireenthusiast
Oh sorry, don't mind me, just releasing my bio-organic matter in a spread shot pattern at high velocities onto solid matter. *Sniffle*
fireenthusiast
I inhale the sweet vapors of mustard gas, and appreciate every molecule. I respect both genders of human clan. I value each and every little cockroach that climbs out of the ceiling and into my mouth each and every night. I value the twinkie crumbs that layeth beneatheth myeth bedeth while I slumber. I hate every single one of my exes and hold no remorse for them and if I could, I would express the value of Bushido in the form of precision katana-ecy.....-ey.... If I had a nickel for everytime I flirted with someone and it turns out that they were in a 99 year long committed relationship with a Jedi from Naboo, whether it be Tattooine or fucking Dagobah, I'd be Sith lord by this point. If I had an apple, for every Jar Jar Binks I would be a Qui-Gon-Jin. If I had a Star Wars for every Star Trek I'd be Bill Gates. If I had a singular gram of respect, for every thot that crossed my path, I'd be a pimp. If I had a commitment, for every cheater I have ever loved, I'd be a bottle of Jack Daniels. I have no idea where this is going. Listen it's 7:13AM, and I haven't slept, and I'm terrified and all I want to do is cuddle, but don't touch me, that would be weird.