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wowicanhtml5bro

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Last online almost 5 years ago
bashful_hubris
My rant fuel has been exhausted, that takes like a year of rage build up. Yes, my brother and I are okay, we just got a couple of flesh wounds. We still are paying off that 20k debt, funny thing is the insurance my bro got refuses to pay for it. The excuse was that we violated a contract that says and I quote "he who crashes before the first month ends, makes you declared as a insurance fraud". I'm glad Miami made me very resilient though. It's the prime reason why I'm such a kuudere in nature.
bashful_hubris
---"Why Florida, Miami Sucks"--- By: Bashful_Hubris Epilogue: Have you ever heard of the possibly worse place to live in? No? Well I got you a story , of truly epic proportions. Floridia might not suck as much as a whole, but Florida Miami might be the worse possible place to live in United States. Follow me on this journey, as I show you the magical world of Miami and it's civilians. Can you survive my world, for even a single day? Lets see you try! Chapter 1: Crime Activity. Oh boy, I can't possibly tell you how much crime there is in Miami. There is prostitutes prowling the city, not the attractive ones either. The kind with a stoma, and cracked out eyes that glare from you across the bar room. It was a terrifying experience. I was walking to work, then boom surprise vomit! Was it from a rando prostitute? Yep, you won a new uniform! Which you have to pay 300$ dollars for! Clubbing is the whole center of Miami! You know what brings clubbing? You guessed it! That crack cocaine, mhm nothing like a bunch of toxic loonies jumping around, making your security job that much unbearable. Have you ever tried find the naked guy in the part of coked up party-do-wells? No? That's funny because its virtually impossible to stop a guy in such a crowed. Neither the police wants that piece of hot action. Feeling sick to your stomach yet? Well I got a prize for you! My brother had to got to the hospital! Three times! You know why? You guessed it Miami is the number one of worst place to drive, ever! All he has to do is drive into a intersection while its green light then, bam! Rich snotty kid ran over my bro and I, I never felt I could spin 3,000 times in under one second! Worse of all, since that kid was the spawn of some CEO a**hole. We had to pay $20,000 yay! Why would you think that I now take the bus? Ooh no, what possibly can go wrong in a bus full of thieves? I don't know! Take a wild guess! My wallet gets stolen every week or so. So I literally had to bring a empty wallet to work, 24/7. I don't blame them though, everything is so damn expensive! To get a mini-can of coke will be $5.50, and that will be anywhere you'll go in downtown. As a bouncer from a club, I get 8$ minimum! The rich people in suites made a city law that, "all security personal can be paid at minimum wage"! Just so some rich dude can hold on all the money! Have you seen penguinz0 Miami impressions? https://youtu.be/TF_VM-zW35g I barely survive in Miami, everyone does some criminal activity one way or another. I admittedly ripped off some sucker on some used fair tickets, just to get enough money to get on the bus. I am a prisoner of this city of sins. Not even the churches are safe, most are these "churches" are stupid money laundering scams. With a hey, hip , howdy-doo, I just sang for you! Now put $5,000 in the hat because Jesus commands it! I use to believe in god, but after so many churches behaving this way. I sorta lost faith in Miami. Chapter 2: To be continued... Whew that took a lot out of me, and that was just only the crime part. Sorry I exploded like that on some rando, I know you might think differently about Florida. I just so happened to get the worst parts of Florida.
lunalee
lunalee @lunalee left a comment for wowicanhtml5bro
Apr 10, 19 at 6:45pm
Better love me ~ :-*
lunalee
lunalee @lunalee left a comment for wowicanhtml5bro
Apr 10, 19 at 6:34pm
This is my baby I love you <3
bashful_hubris
BIG MOOD, Florida sucks. Trust me I live in it!
reinhardt76
Baka @reinhardt76 haha that's an older white ppl meme made to steer the younger generation away!
averageboss
Apr 08, 19 at 6:46pm
Have you lived in Florida at some point? I myself have been here my whole life, and am ready to leave it behind and travel the world.
averageboss
Onizuka @averageboss Not having a ton of money is pretty much the biggest hangup there :P .
averageboss
Apr 07, 19 at 11:56pm
Completely different every time. This last time they even took another users name. They are easy to spot though, usually spamming gibberish, insulting nonsense, or some combination of the two. From there they are easily blocked/ignored until they come back. Mods are trying to figure out a permanent solution, because the troll uses a VPN to get around IP bans.
rafaelsanzio
Apr 07, 19 at 11:33pm
Pretty good m8, you?
rafaelsanzio
Apr 07, 19 at 11:27pm
Thks dude>> Actually is my favorite one xD
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