tolstoy

Hey all of you, guess what? I'm going to live in Japan for 3 years. Guess what else I'm going to do? I'm going to get married to a Japanese bitch. We all know Japanese bitches fucking love Sailors. Are you all jealous? Jealous of my good looks? My good status in life? My well paying job? Guess what else? I'm a Hospital Fucking Corpsman. In the 2 years I've been a Hospital Corpsman I've accomplished more shit then all of you will ever wish to in your entire lives. How many of you have ever had bullets rain down on you after an IED blast fucks up your convoy, and your best friend is trapped inside the destroyed twisted metal burning to d eath screaming "DOC, DOC DOC PLEASE HELP ME DOC" and you can't do anything but watch and hear his last agonizing words are your name "DOC DOC DOC" . How many of you have given care under fire? How many of you have ever been shot at while trying to control a femoral artery wound? None of you have. That shit is real. And now I'm going to your fabled land of fairy tales and superduperkawaiiii ^_^ bitches to shit on it. I'm going to shit all over Japan when I get there (Okay sorry not mainland Japan, Okinawa) but I'll still shit over it. And I want you to know while I'm demolishing my new Asian wifes tight yellow pussy I am going to think of how much of a winner I am in life, and how you will never accomplish anything I have. Also none of you will ever shit on Japan. I'm going to shit on Japan for 3 years. It's going to be awesome. Pics soon.