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Lamby

30 year old Female
Taken, Straight
9 days ago
fredericksburg , VA
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:49am
Omg wth, I feel violated. I'm not Konig but he's my main TwT https://i.ibb.co/ScPJ2Pg/Screenshot-20230715-014629-2.png
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi feel complimented you have good taste. male sexuality is so boring "titties+hand=cum+sleep." female sexuality is unhinged and all encompassing. thats why we corner the fanfic market, we need emotional engagement and its so much more fulfilling.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I find that offensive I need emotional engagement. I can't speak for all guys but I know I need the emotional part very much.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi for your waifus?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido yes, for my waifus. Any crush.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi how do you supplement this?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I learn about their lore and stuff. Erp I do has a lot of description and it's slow. I like stories too
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi erp? what stories, is there a niche of male fanficcers?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido erotic role play. there might be I don't go too deep into it though. Doujins help too
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi no i mean how do you do it? with someone? sorry if thats a weird question >W> ugh most husbandos dont have doujins and if they do theyr all fujoshit. fanfics help though, but finding a really really good one is tough, specially if you husbando a side guy.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido uhhh, that's not something to talk about in a public forum. >.>
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi we can swing it to something broader? i erped in my youth but idk, these days i kinda prefer the controlled encounter. like writing the smut myself. do you prefer the engagement with the other person?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido you can DM about it. I don't like talking about it where everyone can read about it.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi o sure sure. shy ghost >W>
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:45am
Official voice lines https://youtu.be/yAJ6DbgWaDM
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi *rubs hands together deviously* yes...YES....
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi HE CAN MAKE ME DO MORE THAN TALK *eyebrow wiggle eyebrow wiggle eyebrow wiggle*
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido if you look at the comments there's a link to a complete list of his lines
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i already sat through all the "g" "a" "b" filler dialogue
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:44am
Why you short girls so thirsty? https://i.ibb.co/HCXrXtm/Screenshot-20230715-014247-2.png
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi the smallest mammals fuck the most, its just a safety thing
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:42am
Bruh XD https://i.ibb.co/DCrGKpM/Screenshot-20230715-014108-2.png
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:40am
Here we go, you're welcome. https://youtu.be/dLbeCX2Wvq4
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi LOL i appreciate it but unfortunately i cant stomach 3dpd ruining my husbandos. im sure his accent is cute though
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi 3d pig disgusting, basically humans. iv been combing over him on pintrest and i hate seeing the cosplayers. i need him, not some dude thinking hes as good as konig. the nerve. the hubris.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido ohhhh! right right. I have heard that before. I actually didn't realize it was a cosplayer.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi if they could use an ai id be into it. the danocels are working on an ai for him and im waiting on baited breath
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:08am
That one before is his standard execution this is a display of a variety of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_Y4AZq9g4
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi UUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEING HIM BEAT SOMEONE UP IS SOOOO HOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HOLY FUCK id be ok with him murdering me so long as he used his knife and looked me in the eyes
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido and you got on me for chasing down women and stabbing them in GTA >.> XD
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi no no i understand now. stabbing is so erotic all of a sudden. so intimate. getting close to someone, looking them in the eyes, and penetrating them? i see the light, ghost. i truly do. god i wish that were me. 'guten nacht, meine fraulein" as he knifes my stomach. 'danke' id reply... (sorry i cant help it he makes me feral)
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi *konig will never put his boot on your face* whats the point
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Seeing as he's special forces he'd protect you. You'd have to be an enemy combatant. Yes, stabbing is very intimate. You get it now XD
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi 99% of the time i see him as a cute big guy thats shy but strong and id protect him in social situations holding his hand. hes an esl so in my headcanon his english is so bad he tries not to talk so he doesnt mess up, and in private we give eachother language lessons and bonds (and then WE FUGG)
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido His English is pretty good just an accent.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi sshhh hes english is terrible and needs me as his translator... (could you imagine him having to squat down to whisper into your ear?)
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 15, 23 at 12:05am
His execution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlZAOmvBmM&t=2s
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi something so sexually about stabbing im realizing...
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido that's his default one but you can get unique finishers and equip them.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i wanna get this game and just follow konig players around til they kill me
godspell
godspell @godspell left a comment for Lamby
Jul 14, 23 at 10:34pm
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Deadpool 3 is halted since all actors in union join the fight
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi good for them. sucks for us though, i want my batman two and i want it NOW
godspell
godspell @godspell Yeah no production on that. But I'm so happy that he has his suit. He's never had it in any film
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh, bub up there? really? hm. wish he bulked up a bit, lookin a lil scrawny
godspell
godspell @godspell He's huge tbh. But keep in mind Hugh Jackman pushing 54
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi hes young enough that roids wont kill 'im
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi his suit looks contoured by spray paint, like cosplayers do. i hope they fix that in post
godspell
godspell @godspell Hmm idk. I'm just hoping Tobey maguire and him finally act in one scene
godspell
godspell @godspell I think he hits me with cartoon vibes
godspell
godspell @godspell Should I feel insulted when people tell me you're still here.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi where would the insult lie in that? were you still there? had you gone somewhere?
godspell
godspell @godspell On maiotaku.com. Ppl who come back to the website that I say hi to. Always tell me that
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi say hi back >:O
godspell
godspell @godspell I'm the one who starts the convo. I always say hi. Then I'm always hit with that xD one person on here asked me if I was gay or broke that's why I'm still single
godspell
godspell @godspell Also bc of the strike they had to announce castings early for superman. I already know who superman and Lois are. But the thing im more excited for. They casted hawk girl, metamorpho, Mr terrific, and Guy Gardner the green lantern
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi tell them that while they were out on dates, you were studying the baki training technique.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi if movie productions are halting for major scenes, no way this shit is lasting. i think sag entering the strike was the straw thatll collapse these stagnant negotiations
godspell
godspell @godspell It's disappointing how I'm expected to have someone. They said they predict they could keep the strike until December. I'm hoping for the best. But yeah superheros never seen before you have no idea how happy it makes me
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi you ever watch the lobster?
godspell
godspell @godspell I want to watch that so bad. I keep forgetting to watch it. I've been binging sopranos but it's so heavy sometimes I've been slow
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi you gotta. its all about that kinda thing. though to be honest, i prefer the killing of a sacred deer.
godspell
godspell @godspell I like the synopsis so much it sounds terrific. I wanna watch dead poets society and be sad.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi we should try and catch dead poets society together sometime, i also wanna see it. ah, but the lobster is sttrraaannnggge. idk if you know much about the director but thats his schtick
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi YOUR WATCHING THE SOPRONOS FUCK YEAH!!?!??! johnny sacrimoni is my baby boy i love him and i WOULD HAVE protected him
godspell
godspell @godspell I think it sounds amazing. Humans are animals in their behavioral patterns and are expected to have mates. They must betray other humans to continue their survival. And yeah I'm almost at the end of season 2. Makes me want to get the funko pops
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi well no, thats not it exactly, and i recommend going in as blind as possible.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi awww have you met johnny sacks yet? whos your fave guy and why is it OBVIOUSLY pauly?
godspell
godspell @godspell Course I like Paulie but I also like Christopher. What a flawed character. But I also love Tony it's hard to want to be against him
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh man chrissy would great but yeah, really sad. him and pauly *italian kiss* perfection
godspell
godspell @godspell Like ahhhh the poison ivy. Starts shooting. Like how can you not love him
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi bruh tony is THE archetypical toxic masculinity figure. and using the mafia to display this was such a good idea. fuck such a good show
godspell
godspell @godspell Yeah definitely. But I know he doesn't want to be. He hates himself so much. But yeah it shines through bc it of how much he's against these things that would be a front to his masculinity
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi yeah thats the worst thing about that shit, your toxic masculinity is like your spine, to get rid of it is to collapse, you know? hypermasculinity is all he knows. i liked breaking bads take on toxic masculinity too, the self destructive need for control and the drowning ambition. like tony is an active victim to his toxic masculinity and walter is a passive victim
godspell
godspell @godspell I think sopranos is superior in it. Every character suffers from it. But yeah you know I love the mob movies. And of course I'd enjoy sopranos once I got around to it. I regret not buying the Paulie funko pop bc I didn't watch sopranos by then. Now I gotta cough 45 dollars for it
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi you finished breaking bad?
godspell
godspell @godspell Nope Im tempted to go watch better Saul first
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi bruh you know pauly was never an actor? he was a singer in a band i think and then did sopranos, but fuuuuuck is he good
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi duuuuuuuuuude you gotta watch better call saul. personally i think its better to see what saul becomes and then see how it happens then see how it happens and then the end result, but to each their own, better call saul WAS better than breaking bad. i cant WAIT to see what vince gilligan does next
godspell
godspell @godspell Yeah he's great. Id like to collect the funkos. There's Tony with the ducks great one. You know the advertisement for sopranos was great where dead arm sticking from taxis and you see watch sopranos. Vince has been in movies. And yeah but some people say watching better call Saul just hits different for you when you switch to watch breaking bad
godspell
godspell @godspell It's so weird that I like Jesse just because he's Todd in bojack
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi awww tonys ducks, i forgot. vince has done movies? which? idk, the point of better call saul was always "how did he become like he is in breaking bad?" not to mention there is a direct reference to walter and his cancer in the finale, and that point is kinda lost if you watch better call saul first. that being said, better call saul was better kek
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i think iv seen people dumb todds voice over jesse's image before
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi whats weirder about aaron paul is wasnt he also not an actor before breaking bad?
godspell
godspell @godspell He's always been an actor bc you seem him in roles but he didn't blow up until breaking bad. Did you know for bojack there is a script for the new season. They said they're fine how it ended if that's all. But they said they're ready if need be
godspell
godspell @godspell You excited for the barbie movie? Do you know what one of the 3 inspiration that went into making barbie
godspell
godspell @godspell Serial experiments lain
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi kek oh cause she leaves her weird world?
godspell
godspell @godspell Bro I don't understand what this movie is. They say the inspiration for it is that anime. Matrix and Truman show
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi well everyones saying its going to be good as hell, and im in on the hype. im gonna watch it back to back with oppenheimer for the true duality of cinema
godspell
godspell @godspell I feel Christopher nolan is incorrect in his notion that it hurts both movies to be shown at the same time. But I'm like everyone gonna watch both in one day
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi WHAT why?? hes too good for the barbie movie?? the barbie movie is GOING to out preform his, fuck him, who even knew who oppenheimer is?? vs who knows who barbie is?! fuckin nerds. people are only going to see oppenheimer BECAUSE theyr already going to see barbie, he should be thanking them
godspell
godspell @godspell Ah no. He meant it would hurt both movies he rather barbie get full appreciation for the movie instead of maybe getting half bc people may choose to watch his movie. But I don't think he goes on social media to know. So many people are gonna watch both back to back in the movies
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for Lamby
Jul 14, 23 at 10:06pm
Why aren't you a gangster rap star? https://media.tenor.com/88zi3k4Gp_EAAAAC/touhou-remilia-scarlet.gif
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i am already. dont call it a comeback, iv been here for years
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido You'd look good in street trip. backwards baseball cap, baggy shorts, baggy basketball jersey
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi like billy eyelash without the talent. you see how she dressed for the barbie premiere? adorable. i love that girls style so much
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido She always has that uninterested face. I have no idea how she keeps that up XD
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi wwhhhaaaatttt shes so prreettyyyy those blue blue eyes. do you like her music at all or nah?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido nah, not really. My music tastes are bad. I didn't say she wasn't pretty just that I don't know how she keeps the same face. It's like a skill.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh. i read that wrong. sorry. but she is pwetty uwu. she does smile sometimes! its so pretty!
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido yeah, she cute but she's like a little kid to me so that doesn't run through my mind much.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi wwhhaaatttt why a little kid? shes packing under her clothes (im not a big fan of her music, and her relationship with her brother is...weird? but i love how she refused to sexualize herself to get famous)
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido Cause she's 21 XD I like women closer to my age.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi shes only 21.... she made a song called 30.. i thought she was 30... god i feel old now....
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido XD I mean I don't like to play ageism. If I worked with someone who was 21 I would treat them equally but I mean in terms of dating or me crushing on I prefer around my age.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi ill play ageism. fuck youngshits. you ever hear that youth is wasted on the young? its fuckin true, all just an absolutely unbreakable cycle of "I KNOW BEST OLD MAN" and then "oh god why didnt i listen" it happens ti every day kid, every damn time i swear if theres a universal truth its that.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I like the young people. Lots of hope in them. Freedom of imagination. Hope is important, it's the old and bitter that stagnant them.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi zoomers are hilarious and even more socially conscious than we were. i feel bad for them though, raised on tech, social medias like wev never known them. if WER lonely immediate whats gonna happen with their generation. but least theyr going to make the politics of their day even more progressive than we did
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi imagine not immediate jeez im tired but i shouldnt be*
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido bah, we're still young. We must unite with the Zoomers to make an automated UBI utopia.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh actually zoomies brought back y2k fashion, fuck them to death. worst generation.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi did you catch up on that ubi program in california?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido I was around during the y2k time though. I think I heard about it. is it going well?
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi yeah but zoomers dont. they will never know what it was like being a young girl around the early 2000s and how soul crushing it is. that fashion still gives me vietnam vet level ptsd >W> lmao no idea just read that article headline and a bit from the actual article i think? and forgot all about it. i dont even recall if it was pre or post covid or how they may have affected it either way
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i think other governments in those scandinavian countries are testing ubi as well.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido UBI can't get here soon enough. Why everything give you PTSD?
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i have the mental fortitude of the physical fortitude of a malnourished coal mining orphan from the victorian era whos a chainsmoker. do you think ubi will ever practically be implemented in the us? like, anything greater than what they do in alaska?
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido daww, that's so cute though. Makes me want to protect you. It's going to have to be, automation is too efficient to avoid.
godspell
godspell @godspell left a comment for Lamby
Jul 14, 23 at 9:30pm
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The itagaki family
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi WHY DOES HE HAVE A BEASTARS SHIRT ON
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi id be so proud if that was my daughter. a filthy fujo furry. blood of my blood
godspell
godspell @godspell Lol maybe they didn't have any since beast stars was around as long yet. Id be proud too.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi this was taken pre merch? you sure? i think she got that mask mid beastars run
godspell
godspell @godspell Hmm that's the only excuse I can think of bc why wouldn't you want to wear beast stars merch. When I'm sure she's had all kinds of stuff of Baki
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi maybe hes disappointed in his fujo furry offspring and HE makes her wear the mask
godspell
godspell @godspell That's thoughtful lol I don't think he cares considering what he makes characters in Baki do
godspell
godspell @godspell Also how do you feel on the writers strike. Now the coalition of the actor and writers union are on strike. So no more production
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh yeah! iv never read baki, but when paru added the whole "chimera spirits" everyone was screaming BAKI THATS FROM BAKI SHE TOOK THAT FROM BAKI. does that hit a memory?
godspell
godspell @godspell Not at all. Maybe if I reread it yes.
godspell
godspell @godspell Thoughts on writer strike?
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh yeah, that. uuhhhhhh i cant help devils advocating on the execs side because i can only imagine how streaming has fucked up the media landscape. THAT BEING SAID i saw what they said about "lets wait them out til october so they lose their houses and have to start working" is some inhuman shit. that also being said, theyr lying, they cant wait that long, theyr posturing to make the writers work again. THAT BEING SAID fuck it writers are being paid too much. you see the ending of game of thrones and you think these troglydites deserve MORE money??? (joking)
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi the issue for writers and actors on ai and their residuals dropping when it involves streaming seem like huge issues that HAVE to be addressed NOW, thats my thoughts i guess. god speed to them
godspell
godspell @godspell Well because of streaming they don't have any job security is the issue. Sometimes writers are thrown away after an episode or they won't come back for the next season. I can understand some of the faults. I'm glad actors are in the protest so the production of everything has stopped completely
godspell
godspell @godspell Im mad that the ceo of Disney being interviewed saying their demands are impossible they don't have enough money. When he's in a billionaire resort with all the main billionaires
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi yeah, and i could be totally uninformed, but isnt streaming, like, really unprofitable? like, netflix had to do the no password sharing shit because theyr hemorrhaging. i wonder if this is affecting exes on why theyr dragging their feet
godspell
godspell @godspell I have no idea. I honestly don't like any streaming place tbh. They screwed over cartoons on hbomax
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi i mean, idk how payment or financial allocation works in the movie bizz, so i cant comment on the disney thing.
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi yeah they scrapped the animation division of netflix too
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi the whole ai thing (having ai write scripts and using ai to use actors faces for free in perpetuity) is 100% evil though. no debating that. no fucking way they think they can get away with that shit
godspell
godspell @godspell Yeah pretty shit. I posted on your page something that hurts me
momoichi
Lamby @momoichi oh, you hear about the sex scene rumor with oppenheimer?
godspell
godspell @godspell Lol that's funny if there is. Nolan didn't use cgi for Hiroshima bomb
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