You know all those prissy emo nancyboys who always post on 4chan things like "omg women are evil because none of them will have sex with me", well, they are all losers and they are not worth your time. You need to find a real man, someone who knows how to treat women with respect and dignity. Someone who will take you on a proper date at a fancy restaurant, then look you in the eyes and tell you that you're beautiful. Someone that you'll be proud to introduce to your parents who will buy you expensive gifts and not try to get into your pants. Sadly, I'm not that kinda guy. I'm a womanizing asshole who's unemployed. But, I can promise you one thing and one thing only, and that is that I am WAY better than all those losers that you've dated so far.
Anyway, I'm really good at answering questions. So ask me any question at all, anything. The very nature of the universe can be revealed to you if you simply ask.
Anyway, I'm really good at answering questions. So ask me any question at all, anything. The very nature of the universe can be revealed to you if you simply ask.