Hey legal aged vet. How have you been?
Well hello, thanks for the friend request, I'm fairly boring and sleepy all the time. But perhaps we'll become good friends. Not really sure what a good first question would be since I'm tired, so I'll say something random. You like whale sharks?
So the dykes reside in this universe as well? What a coincidence, I am actually a girl myself. Shhh, keep it a secret okay? Are you bisexual, by the way? I ask because I wanna how'd you feel if the man of your dreams married the woman of your dreams.
Sadistic? Oh, God. The PTSD is coming back. I can't stand it, dammit. And dark humour? That's lovely, mate. I feel like we'll get along just fine. Can I get some, you know, uhhh, so, like, ummm, t-those cute g-g-girls here? >///<
Funny? I will be in agony. What are you, sadistic? Jesus, I just started and I already attracted fanatics. 500 unread messages, eh. Ignoring people and all. I was right after all; you're a big meanie. And I know how that's gonna go; "who tf are you?", "bloody wanker, who's u?", and there'd be that generic bender, "ay, b, lemme smash dat bum". God, I hate being a newbie. Can you recommend some nice folks?
Oi, oi, don't even remotely acknowledge it, ladette. I don't want to receive a ban on my first day. That'd be too tragic. Though, may I ask how things unfold here? Will I get spammed by bots? Please say no.
I don't know, maybe I raped you.
C'mon, it was a joke on my name, and thank you very much. Welcome to the site as well. I hope you have a lovely time in here. ^^
I am Lape, as you can see. And I am a bit new on this site.