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Jacob

34 year old Male
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Last online 3 months ago
Dubuque, IA
redhawk
Red @redhawk left a comment for Jacob
Nov 13, 21 at 9:29am
Jake da snake got some fat ass cakes
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 left a comment for Jacob
Nov 12, 21 at 9:11pm
Do it you say? Lemme tell you what you SHOULDN'T do. That hairstyle you look like you are one quick head turn away from being bald. You glue pubes on the top of your head or has your hairline parted ways with you when you were 12? Also whats up with that pose, i cant tell if you are fixing your glasses or trying to fan away the stench coming from your upper lip. Seek help sir.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 With love ofc <3
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 So this is what a horse does when they snap.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 You tell me, you look like look like a 10th generation horse fucker.
redhawk
Red @redhawk Now he angy
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Are you coming on to me?
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 This is how panda shows his affection. I just don't want him getting too affectionate. I don't want to feel a horse dong.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 The truth is i have always liked you....
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 ...to get a gym membership
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Take me now senpai.
redhawk
Red @redhawk Quit horsing around
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Even his insults are kind of based.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 How about you base jump without a parachute
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Only if you join me in a beautiful double suicide.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Nah it would also be a homicide because you would take out half the city when you land
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I do like to make an impression wherever I go. Thanks for having faith in me.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I cant even have faith in you being alone in a room with a child.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Now that's just disgusting. That one is a bit too far. Obviously I'm going to let it slide, Because of all the stupid horse jokes I made towards you he deserve an outlet for that.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 The whole point was me being toxic lol
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 True. That is why I let it slide. I literally asked for it. I was just drawing the line for future reference. Fucking hate Pedos. They should all have their dicks cut off.
jacobl89
Nov 12, 21 at 1:48pm
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Either or. I just love the hand holding memes.
jacobl89
Nov 12, 21 at 9:19am
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Here you go you degenerates.
kameiya
Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya She looks super bored. Guess the fang mouthed boy can't keep her thrilled.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I don't think he has started yet.
kameiya
Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya Her certainly doesn't know how to hype her up. So technically, he failed.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 That's fair.
kameiya
Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya Totally. He might want to take a different approach to this instead of going head on first.
jacobl89
Nov 10, 21 at 9:09am
Wait is this for real? Is this confirmation we live in a simulation? A political representative made an attack on Titan attack ad on Joe Biden in the Democrats. I'm f****** dying of laughter right now. https://youtu.be/orcQjYvrQ8Q
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I'm not laughing because of the content of the ad per se, I'm laughing from the fact that this got made. I'm also laughing from the fact that it started a criminal investigation. I swear every year anime is causing national and international incidents. When the final episode of Dragon Ball Super aired Mexico aired it for free. Like an official Mexican government event. Japan sent a letter denouncing them for it. Dragon Ball Super created an international incident.
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault I'm laughing at the video. It's FAF, so cringe. So hirarious.
jacobl89
Nov 08, 21 at 10:41pm
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How many of y'all degenerates are still doing no nut November? Let me ruin that for you. I wish you all degenerate dreams.
jacobl89
Nov 08, 21 at 4:03pm
What degenerate things can I do on my day off tomorrow? Give me ideas folks. Also still practicing no nut November so nothing like that.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Ruin other people's NNN
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 So make hentai threads on the adult board.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Or just straight up porn.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the people here are going to go for the 2D shit.
jacobl89
Nov 08, 21 at 8:04am
A new day for the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse. This is going to be interesting.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 And by interesting I mean another day where we get to see more ways for the prosecution to screw over their own case.
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault Just re: testimonies in general, what are your perceptions of people like this guy that turn and talk to the jury? It seems disingenuous, like he's putting on a show.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Wait who? Are you talking about gauge the guy doing the testifying or the lawyers or something? Still getting the cobwebs out of my head for the day.
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault yeah, bicep shot guy
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Yeah he should have never approached Kyle while Kyle was being attacked. Also he was pointing his gun at Kyle after Kyle was just attacked by multiple people and then dove for Kyle. Not sure what he thought would happen but getting shot was an obvious conclusion. His argument that he thought Kyle was an act of shooter does not hold up considering Kyle was not shooting anyone besides people who attacked him. Sure he may not have known that about the first person but he could have easily mowed down tons of other people if he was an active shooter like he claimed. I hope the defense rips this guy apart.
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault Also, prior to when Grosskreutz was shot, after Kyle had been attacked, Grosskreutz was pursuing Kyle after Rosenbaum. Kyle was answering Grosskreutz's question as Kyle was running away, saying he was looking for cops. Kyle wasn't aiming his gun at him at that time. That's not typical behavior of someone unhinged just shooting anything that moves.
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault The defense is tearing this guy up.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Yeah this guy's screwed. Kyle is walking on the charges involving any kind of killing. He isn't getting his 10 million. Lol
jacobl89
Nov 06, 21 at 11:21am
Literally today for me. This Karen keeps on calling our customer service line trying to get us to say different things and try to get us to do stuff she's just a scammer though. We are all sharing what she's saying with each other and at this point we're just trolling her every time she calls. She's even claiming she isn't the person even though it's the same phone number.
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redhawk
Red @redhawk left a comment for Jacob
Nov 04, 21 at 10:30pm
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I got bored at work uwu
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I love it. Thank you!
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Bro you now give me Kisaki vibes xD
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