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Jfc I was walking with a gallon of milk and I got a back pain and squeaked "my back!" Is this what being old is like ? Kill me
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God now I know how my mother feels my fucking. Back hurts I've been cooking and. Washing dishes send help
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I'm making muffins I'm like Betty Crocker over here Fuck yeah
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I should probably stop blowing up everyone's feed lmao
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"If you could write a letter to your past self, what would you say?"
-breathes-
Kill yourself
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Yay I got some data
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Why do people expose nudes that's so childish but it's still not ok to share nudes anyway :I
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Swear I feel like fucking eve rn , there's a little container of mango's and berries and I really want it but I keep being told no I'm gonna open Pandora's box Fuck it
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Fuck boys these days are getting easier to pick out.
Her: "what's your favorite color?"
Him: "square, Are you a virgin"
S q u i n t s
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Avant: "Aw man I dropped my phone"
Me: "I bet it was an iPhone"
