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demonwolf37

demonwolf37

Female
Last online about 8 years ago
WI
I'm clearly into anime. Duh. I also have a heavy set of sarcasm, so there's that. I cosplay. I'm really fucking broke. I have an incredibly dark sense of humor, so if you don't like jokes about dead people and corpses, you'd better turn your pretty ass around. I instantly regret almost everything I say or do, like that last sentence, or letting the worst third of me even join this site in the first fucking place. I have a swearing problem which may have become apparent my now. I kill all the bunnies, foxes, deer, elk, and goats in Skyrim, but I run away like a pussy from mud-crabs and frostbite spiders. Dragons get a sledgehammer to the face. I'm terrified of spiders- actually, any bugs. <- See, I SAY that but there's a dead roach in my room that's been there possibly for several months(I've been away awhile) and I've done nothing about it except mention to my stepdad that it's there. But it hasn't moved. Therefore it's okay. If it moved, I would scream and take the nearest long object and violently stab the spot while running away and screaming. Yep, that's me. Are you getting the sarcasm now? I read a lot, but not as much as I used to. I want to become an author(if I could just find the time to write... no, no, write something of substance. Meaning I'm completely wasting my time writing this. You know, I'll probably never even look at this site again after I close the tab. Unless it's one of those dumb-ass sites that sends you a ridiculous amount of emails about EVERYTHING. In which case I will block it and subsequently forget about it and never see it again.) I'm not attractive. And yet somehow I get kissed a billion times at every anime convention I go to... And then I got made out with by a creepy girl.... Scary... I don't actually have multiple personality disorder, but I like to say I do because my behavior varies so much from day to day or hour to hour. I'm gender fluid. Probably should have mentioned that a lot earlier, but I'm too lazy to go back and edit it. I'm lazy. I live in two different states during the year. I'm planning on moving to England after I graduate highschool, so dating me is pointless. Unless you like long-distance-relationships and angst. Not angst in a fanfiction, no, this is real angst. Unless you also want to move to England on a whim without any actual planning ahead. In that case let's get married. Wait... what?? 0.0 I occasionally mutter, "I'm going to kill you," to myself. I talk to myself. I dictate dramatic scenes from my book out loud most of the time. (If you know me for too long, I will tell you every spoiler from all of my future books years before they get published, so dating me is a terrible idea.) PS: Jen dies. I believe in magic... or at least 2 of my personalities do. The last one isn't too sure. On that note, I have depression! Legit depression. As well as legit introvertism... Introverted-ness... I'm introverted. Legitly. I will complain about people who use depression or introverted as an adjective, but I will have no such complaints about other diseases... like MPD... which I constantly complain to have like the fucking hypocrite I am. I'm a fucking scardy-cat. When I was first introduced to the Elder Scrolls, I ran around in the Imperial city selling the shit you found in the barrels and crates, earned enough money to buy the shitty house in the waterfront, filled it with newspaper articles and books, and then didn't touch the game again until 2 years after Skyrim came out and I realized that adventuring was fun and went back to playing Oblivion(Then I quickly realized that Oblivion was a lot harder than Skyrim, and got frustrated again. Also, Morrowind was a nightmare for me. Just saying.) Um... I'm creepily obsessed with a lot of things, anime, wolves, and pretending to be British come to mind. (The back of my mind just made a cum joke and then I proceeded to yell at it for being perverted.... That may or may not have actually been out loud.) My parents are divorced, I live in two different states, I was bullied a lot as a kid, I bullied other people a lot as a kid(by purposely acting weird and scaring the shit out of them), I'm constantly under the impression that everyone hates me and that my acting weird is annoying(see previous item on list), I will likely never message or text you first(unless I want something), I like to think I know how to use a sword but I get beat up every year with foam swords year after year when I host my yearly "hunger games" competition(I ALMOST won last year... I got second place... out of three...). Um, I like MLP, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Another, Death Note, Hetalia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Future Diary, etc. etc. etc. I'm not listing everything, okay? I'm fucking tired. Speaking of which, I'm done. If you've read this far, I'm very impressed and slightly disturbed. Congrats, I guess.
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