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About MeOkay so it started out on a tuesday morning I was jamming pumpkin tunes then I immediately stopped playing my jam and went to the local vinele shop named the greasy record and I found this strange Weezer cassette tape but it was not a weezer album and it was NOT A BLUE IT WAS RED with SKULLS I went to buy it but the cashier was not a cashier it was a dead body andf the small man cleaning the store said “just take it boobala” I said “oh thanks my cracka lacka :)))))))))) nigga” I quickly rushed to school and then my teacher went “woah nigga thats insane bruh where did ytoiu geet the Weezer form magenta album” I said “this dead bitch and her small janitor gave me it for FREEEEEEE you stupid slut bitch” I then played it out loud for her and my crush monicua to hear then they both went “GOGABOO THE TAPE DEMANDS IT!” then they proceeded to fuck the shit out of my balls (Authors note: where is the clit I wanted to add it in but I could not figure out what I would do with it) I then rushed into my schools office and played it over the intercom and then everyones head explod elike mars attack alien

The all of a sudden the tape FUCKING EXPLODED AND RIVERS CUOMO crawled out of it in a homonculus form and rapidly grew he then went on a rampage in the city and ate EVERYONE WEARING A BLUE SHIRT because of the blu album I then rushed to the top of the school with the pieces of the tape and said “brent please help me I need you” Then Brent lead singer of came from heaven looked Cuomo in the ugly fat face and said “I am a simple man you get up and get ready to cut the cord you MONSTER” He shot him and everyone died except me and monicua we are having sex as a right this vlog post the end…..

IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF BRENT THEN PROCEEDED TO START LAUNCHING ROCKETS FROM HIS PANTS AND KILLEE EVRERYON