Sky Clad Observer

I've had several opportunities to lose mine, in the sense that I was actually propositioned by women where they straight up told me they wanted to have sex with me. Don't ask me why or how I got such offers, I have zero clue and am still baffled by how women work in general. Got one or two offers from regular women, a few drunken college girls, and a few prostitutes in Italy while I was there, but I turned them all down. It's my current policy not to sleep with women outside of relationships, so, here I am. I might revise this policy in a couple of years of nothing pans out well in that department, but for now I'll just continue trundling along on the virgin wagon by choice. At least it's better than one guy I know who was so desperate to loose his virginity to anyone he ended up having sex with his friend's pregnant wife and ended up getting kicked out of that house for doing so into the middle of the Wisconsin winter. #VirginSwag #FuckPostModernMorals http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7ac/766118216_232358.gif