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a1ephy

αleph-01

61 year old Sαrcαstic lil Shit Sigmα Retαrded Weαβuu
Last online almost 2 years ago
Grim Reαper in Memelαnd, Niger
Arise!

Ahem! Ahem! Let me point out a few things. *cough* *cough*

Number 1: You're here cuz u a fucking stalker.

Number 2: Dub is better than Sub. Yeah I said it, fuck you!

Number 3: Trust me when I say this. You can't keep up with my level of sass, so don't even try.

Number 4: I wanted to say some deep philosophical bullshit about life, but nutin came to mind.

Number 5: Eren did nothing wrong. (except not banging Mikasa when he had the chance)

Number 6: I don't care if I offend you. Stop being a fucking snowflake.

Number 7: *loud burp* IDK, I'll add something here later on.

Number 8: When am I being serious? When am I joking? IDK, that's for your dumbass to figure out.

Number 9: UwU out this bitch!

Number 10: Watch cute cat videos, then watch bloody gore next. Perfect fix!

Number 11: Si estas leyendo esto y tienes una hermana bien buenota y es mayor de edad. Hola cuñado! JAJAJA!

Number 12: Me fittin to sneeze. ACHOOO!

Number 13: You didn't say bless you! You rude motherfucker! *SMH*

Number 14: MODS gae

Number 15: Wow, why are you still reading this? Don't you have something better to do? Jesus get a life!

Number 16: Omae wa mou shindeiru! Nani?

Number 17: You weabuus are fucking cringe.

Number 18: I'm a cheap fuck. Don't ask me for money motherfucker.

Number 19: Coffe taste like trash. I do not like coffee.

Number 20: Mommy Milkers!

Number 21: Don't know, don't care.

Number 22: Damn, why you up in my business? Mind yo own dam business!

Number 23: Debería de poner mas pendejadas en español pero no se ocurre nada xD

Number 24: Ghost's feet are sexy AF UwU

Number 25: 24+1= 25

Number 26: (intentionally left blank for cringe)

Number 27: Best advise I could give you. Don't listen to anyone's advise. Which includes my advise advising you not to listen to anyone's else advise.

Number (I last count): *picks nose*
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Number 69: If you've actually read every single point and made it this far. Do me a favor. Get off my dick! I gotta go do some math or get my ass whooped in a video game. Peace out cringe weeabuus.



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Ragnarök is here.