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Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

zmilli
Gurl do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Your legs remind me of oreos, just wanna spread em apart and eat the good stuff inside
shawnji
It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist... ...because I wanna' date you badly.
alanzd
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/TheFacelessInsomniac/rosesareredvioletsareblue.jpg
dantheman06
-weeaboo mode- You're Kawaii -inb4 everyone cringes- Seriously nobody put this yet? Or as Gintoki would say: "Kawai-wee-E"
infernalmonsoon
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. I couldn't help myself.
sundaetopping
Of all the beautiful curves on your body , your smile is my favourite.
mirai_vampire
Your eyes are like a beautiful sunrise.
miikoh
The best part about a pick up line, is when I pick you up and throw you.
miikoh
Dang girl, you make me want to kill anyone who touches you, Yuno?
ryuzaki81
Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. (vomit)
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