What would you want to do if you went to Japan?

Well I've already experienced some things I wanted to do in Japan, however, I had the misfortune of not having nearly enough time to spend in Osaka. As someone who likes to try all sorts of food, this was a tad bit disappointing to me. I would like to revisit someday, not just for that but because Japan is just a really fun country to visit. :)

Not sure. Take photos, be told I am speaking too loud. gape and gawk, making people think I am ill. Most likely see if I can find any anime place. Curse at the fact I can't read Japanese and that everything has fish. Eventually ask where the god damn cheese is at. And then question what the yellow stuff the Japanese people eat if it isn't egg or cheese (egg can only take so many forms). most likely get sick (I can't eat seafood), and go home after a week or two, being both happy and unhappy.