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alanzd
Jul 02, 16 at 8:30pm
I know that feeling very well! Sometimes when I dress well and it looks good, I strike poses in the mirror! Oh man... when I walk into the martial arts room in my gym and everyone is practicing boxing on the bags, no one cares. But, once I go in and throw a flurry of high kicks, they all turn my direction and think, "Damn, this guy is a slayer!" But, little do they know, I can't even throw a punch or mid kick correctly :D As long as you can throw a flurry of high kicks, people will think you know what you are doing!
sailorghoul
Haha I am the same way! Oh my gosh you loser, it's okay. Just keep putting up that front, they don't ever have to know! Exactly! You've got good strategy xD I usually show up with my "resting b*tch face" and that's it. I don't have to do anything, they just already believe i'm a bad ass lol It's alway the little ones you gotta watch out for- HIYAA!
alanzd
Jul 02, 16 at 8:44pm
I put up a huge front! When people ask my style, I just tell them: "I'm a headhunter." I don't say boxing, kick boxing, Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo, none of that. Just head hunting haha. You do not need to fight people to win; you just need to get out unscathed! Whether it is by ending it quickly, running away, or putting up a front, as long as you are unhurt, then you win, no? I also have a resting *b*tch" face so I understand how you feel! IT IS THE LITTLE ONES If they are shorter than 5' 6", I wouldn't be able to kick them in the head.
sailorghoul
I feel like an idiot for laughing out loud just now haha Exactly! I don't even like fighting...maybe in movies, or when i'm messing around - pretending i'm in some action movie- But honestly if I was in a real fight, I would just choke someone out and be done with it xD Oh snap, what's up my resting b*tch face fam~ Yep, I might be barely 5' and fall into my washing machine a lot but-- wait whoaaaa, kicking people in the head? Damn, you are a headhunter xD
alanzd
Jul 02, 16 at 8:55pm
I mean when you high kick, the only thing you can really target is the head haha! Unless they are around 7' tall, the head is the only thing that my kicks can reach! If they were 7' tall, then I suppose I would be a shoulder hunter, but, that does not sound badass, right? 5ft?? There are so many badass people that are 5' tall here! I would lose to you in a fight because I can't kick that low! Oh man, you fall into the washing machine? When you reach for the clothes in the bottom? Then, when that breaks, you should get one that has a door on the front!
alanzd
Jul 02, 16 at 8:56pm
I mean I COULD kick that low, but I can't generate very much power. Or rather, not enough to kiss someone good night, anyway :P I like conflict! It is what I live for.
sailorghoul
I guess you can get some throat kills with your high kicks? lol "Shoulder hunter" No no no, that sounds fantastic xD I mean, you could kick my shin or whatever...step on my foot or something.. YES! It's always the ones in the freaking corner that get me!! I should...but sadly for now, only my dryer is the sensible machine with that haha
sailorghoul
Try kicking me like a soccer ball!! Although i'm known for grabbing people's feet once they try kicking me My sister has learned the hard way xD
alanzd
Jul 02, 16 at 9:02pm
Really? Shoulder hunter makes me sound like a pervert, one that has a shoulder fetish..... You can still knock someone out with a throat hit! The brain will still crash against the skull! Your shin? Bone on bone contact means that both of us would suffer from fractures! Unless I had shoes on.... We call the soccer kick a front kick! But, it has to be a push kick or it would hit the groin! Oh I see! Have you tried purchasing one of these? https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/21nskkDJ%2ByL.jpg I'm kidding lol. Well, at least a little bit.
sailorghoul
If i'm going down, you comin' with me! xD Wait, why wouldn't you have shoes on from the start? You tryna fight me with no shoes on?? lmfao WHAT ARE THOSE CALLED BECAUSE YES I NEED ONE! I would also use it to mess with my family and grab their ankle in the dark...mwhahaha cough cough--
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