I want to rule the universe

Hello, Earthlings. I have commandeered this foolish mortal's profile to introduce myself. I am Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons, Decepticon Supreme Commander, Emperor of Destruction and a champion in gladiatorial combat. I tower at 30 feet tall (or a little over 7 inches as a toy), I am over 4 million years old, and my past-time consists of hunting down Prime, destroying the Autobots, ruling the universe, and holding that twerp Hot Rod hostage. It should come as no surprise that I do not smoke, drink, inject myself with substances other than dark energon and I am ageless. I have no interest in the trivialities that you foolish mortals indulge in... (Fuck me, I'm bored.)

You know, for being the leader of the decepticons, you're not very deceptive. I mean, you spent a lot of time introducing yourself... Unless... This is all a trick, and you are really not Megatron, but some other decepticon, deceiving us to believe you are Megatron as a cover!! :O