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Horrible Pick-Up Lines

maltyblues
The title itself is self explanatory, give me godawful pick up lines.
redhawk
Feb 13, 17 at 11:35pm
Your hot, like the sun
animekid
Anything that comes out of my mouth
yoyoitsnsfw
are those globes in your eyes, or eyes in your eyes did you fall from heaven because your face looks kind of fucked up where did you come from where did you go, where do you come from cotton eye joe
redhawk
Feb 13, 17 at 11:43pm
Your eyes sparkle like stars
hell_hound7
are you Jamaican? cuz you're Jamaican me crazy
yoyoitsnsfw
are you an lgbt community with a net? cause im caught in your gaze ifyoudont getthispun fuckyou : ^)
hell_hound7
your eyes are the prettiest shade of windex i've ever seen
animefanman7
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. Seriously, it's like you're running a one person marathon since you're the only one I'm thinking of.
chocopyro
I'd nosebleed over you, any day.
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