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saynee
May 20, 17 at 12:42pm
Funny thing is I wasn't a child. I was about 17 or 18ish XD Guy on Guy isn't my cuppa tea and at the time I was really squeamish about it.
roszondas3
OH MY GOD. THATS NOT YOUNG ENOUGH, I WAS 11 WHEN I FOUND PORN.
lilithotaku
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yaasshat
Psssst... They poop too.
becker_grimstone
That Awkward Moment when you're having your lunch break and some random lady wonders in, asking you to fondle her fake balls in order to raise awareness for testicular cancer... *Totally didn't turn it down* http://68.media.tumblr.com/7fe8ab3843bc05c52b7384a166f52f07/tumblr_mjdf0jeRKs1qh88bzo1_500.gif
xxrwbyxx
that awkward moment when u walk into to a room your sister having sex with another girl... *Spoiler alart* i ended up running and fall on honey and get stuck outside naked as a revenge for ruining my sister and her gf moment
saynee
May 22, 17 at 7:03pm
That Awkward moment I asked to use my "friend's" bathroom. She took me inside and began talking about how she made out with girls but never actually hooked up with one then proceeded to describe what she meant as we stood in her kitchen. I slowly edged my way to the bathroom when someone finally came in and interrupted her. I booked it into the bathroom then took at least 5 minutes making sure the door was locked and sturdy before using it. I really got the feeling she was going to attack me sexually. I'm open minded about being bi but I wasn't attracted to her and she was way too young for me. Plus my brother and cousin had the hots for her at some point. I joke that I stood a chance with her more than them xD
becker_grimstone
@Saynee - That story sounds very familiar xD I once had to pry a friend off of her crush because he forgot to lock the bathroom door whilst at her birthday party :P She burst in shouting at the top of her lungs "I have you now!!".. which quickly followed with the least manly cry for help...
saynee
May 22, 17 at 7:19pm
Becker O_O thank goodness that didn't happen. The only reason I was suspicious of her intentions is because she ran, jumped and koala hugged me while excitedly screaming my name when I got to her house. I showed up with 2 other people, she knew 1 more and longer than me. She just said hi to them but reacted that way to me. She was always being touchy with me. Then the lesbian talk came out of nowhere. I just asked where the bathroom was and she told me then offered to show me. I thought she was just being a good host T^T
becker_grimstone
@Saynee - I can imagine that would've been quite awkward (no pun intended) If it turned out be part of some grand scheme that she cooked up to win your heart :P A few days later and she'll be popping out a diamond ring :3
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