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What's the cheesiest joke you know?

smalltowngirl
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
thatguytony
This one is a long one so bear with me One day two boys were playing by a lake The first boy heard a noise, and told the other. So both agreed to check it out Apparently the noise was a beautiful woman showering in the river nude Both boys were mesmerized and just watched, that is until the second boy got up and ran The first boy ran after him and asked "Dude, what happen?" The second boy replied "My mother always told me if I saw a naked woman I'd turn to stone. I felt something getting hard so I panicked"
yaasshat
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
smalltowngirl
What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
thatguytony
Why did the cop smell, he was on duty
thatguytony
@smalltowngirl I'm saying that, lmao
smalltowngirl
lol @thatguytony I'm glad you like it
smalltowngirl
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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