Stupid "Facts"

If you want to be healthy while eating cake, just think of vitamins A,C,K and E and you will automatically absorb all the nutrients you need. This also works with E and G when you want eggs for breakfast, as B2 is formally vitamin G. P.S. Eggs really do contain Vitamin B2 and minute amounts of Vitamin E.

Ducks have corkscrew penises. Cats have like spiked/barbed penises. Don't ask how I know

Also, octopi have projectile penises- they just kinda shoot and aim. Thank my filthy minded friends for telling me this shit.

The person who coined the phrase “coined the phrase”, coined the phrase.