Stupid "Facts"

By every 5 years all the cells in your body and every single molecule have been replaced with new ones. So effectively you are entirely a new person. Where do all those other parts go? You breathe, sweat, and loose them in other ways...

Also there is a 70% chance that you're breathong in cells that used to be a part of Hitler. Feel the hitler inside you grow! http://i.imgur.com/IoPLr.png You cannot escape it.

You know how you can hear the ocean from a seashell? If you try it with a shoe, you often will hear "give me back my shoe" and "why are you in my office?" If you do it to a piece of bread, you get called an idiot sandwich.