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Tell me your best pick up line I wanna see females answers :D

sundaetopping
Are you smooth with pick up lines??? I am dying to know lets see them! Don't be shy
chris227
The best one is always "Hello" you can quickly find out if someone is interested or not depending on their response and tone.
stickmichael
Hey Girl, are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you. "Seriously though don't use that. Just a poor taste joke"
robscene
I'm just two people short of a threesome
coolerthanleo1
Hey girl, do I know you? Oh that's right, you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
assam
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.' Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily". Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
redlikeroses88
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
otaku2001
Can I take a peek-at-chu You make my zanpacto go bankai Are you a trap card because I think I've fallen for you
lhenira
I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house :D
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