Pick up lines.

-w-; the ones ive heard revolved around memes or 9-11 like: *"do you believe in conspiracy? because your jet fuel can melt the steel beams of my heart. " *"are you apart of ISIS, 'cuz you bombed my heart" or my all-time cringe inducing favorite *"Do you have a fedora? I need to tip it for m'lady" (i heard this when i was interviewing someone.) -.- but some were kinda fucked up, like the sandy hooks or the "n-ger" ones...

Are you from Howl's Moving Castle? Cuz you take my spirit away. Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan? Hey! Are you the railgun? Cuz I can feel a spark. I think I need a paralyze heal, cuz you're stunning. You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell. Are you a trap card? Cuz I think I've fallen for you. You're so beautiful. I can't stop stealing a Pikachu! Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. Are you Saitama? Coz you got me down in one move. Do you believe in fate? How about you stay the night? You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you. You remind me of Menma. Coz even when I can't see you, I still feel you inside my heart. Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.

"I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture!" (That's one of the less subtle ways to go ^^)

@Teacup That seems very doable. Is that a promise? If so, you're going to be harrassed and stalked irl by a lot of MO'ers lurking in the darkness o.O

@TearCup I will catch em all but youre all that matters...Yeah i tried...That i literally just thought that one up...And now idk maybe...Posting was a bad idea again...Maybe not...Oh wait i know a great pick up line! http://i67.tinypic.com/2j1a1rb.png ...Nailed it...