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mariahaise

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por ahí, Venezuela
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saberwing
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Suuuure....it was a joke.... Or was it? I shall leave that to your twisted imagination.

about 21 hours ago
saberwing
<3

*shrugs* Perhaps because it's an easier path to vomit out your heart to somebody who you've never met in person, than having the balls to confess to somebody you see on daily basis irl?

*chuckle* C'mon sis, you know I'm too busy to chase after women.

Not to mention there are many things that I find far more entertaining than that. Such as trolling the forums and bullying the weak-minded on weeb dating sites, in order to make myself feel better about my miserable life hahahaha...haha....ha....*cries*

Plus I'm not into incest, hugs are as far as I go with you.

about 22 hours ago
hell_hound7
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Yesterday at 7:36pm
saberwing
<3

So many noobs have confessed to you, yet all of them have failed. Pffft....young padawans still have much to learn I see (says a 1000 year old virgin than hates everyone including himself). I guess a master has to intervene in order to make them finally learn their lesson in life.
*ehem* *cough* *cough*
First the cliché overused sexy jazz song in the movies, that nobody knows the name of:

Now for a totally legit confession of the century:
Ever since I saw you, my heart was captured by your silky smooth night colored hair. Your eyes brighter than the Northern Star made me find the light in the darkness of this twisted world full of hatred. And your smile, your smile brighter than a thousand suns is a thought that keeps me alive every waking day of my life. *kisses her hand* Now I ask you....will you accept my undying love for you my graceful princess?

Yesterday at 7:32pm
solid_snake95
<3

Maria,

I have become increasingly enamored with you of late with how dominant you are as a woman. I am into independent strong women and I need to be pegged into submission in particular. You could even bite my neck and even draw some blood like a vampire because I'm into that too.

I also have a thing for Maria's from other countries so you're just a divine collection of fetishes for me. I promise I will try my hardest to be to your satisfaction.

(F**k you Napalm and Edge)

Feb 18, 17 at 12:26am
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] FREEBASE Napalm Oh this is quite the erotic development ;)
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] FREEBASE Napalm You worded that so beautifully by the way :D
mariahaise
mariahaise I know this is a joke but I really needed the reminder. By the way, he's right, you might be exploring that side without knowing, Snake :p
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Well I might be exploring a little lol
epsilon_52
Normie Trash (Epsilon-52) When snake got a fetish for the name Maria
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] FREEBASE Napalm THATS SO TRUE
juan_el_perez

Would you like to chat in message ^^

Feb 17, 17 at 10:32pm
saberwing
<3

Don't question art

Feb 17, 17 at 8:15pm
saberwing
<3

Allow me to play the song of my people:

Feb 17, 17 at 6:32pm
j_oxford
J left a comment for mariahaise

I know it will, as long as you believe it, plus I really want a shrine.

Feb 17, 17 at 5:55am
j_oxford
J left a comment for mariahaise

I'm sure you're doing really well with those! :D
You have to hook me up with a shrine when you are Head of Architecture.

Feb 17, 17 at 1:20am
mariahaise
mariahaise Maybe, I hope that you claim comes true.
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