On the same principle that I'd open a door for a girl (not you though) I'll concede and give you the W. I don't need it, and I'm obviously a perfect gentleman.
Did I win? I think I won.
Was that supposed to be a repartee? Has anything either of us has said to the other meant to be offensive?
It will be interesting when you're that old, looney woman with 20 cats that stares at her microwave because she thinks she's watching a rerun on TV.
Maria, or whatever tf your name is, if you don't care about people making jokes about your country, the you should consider not making comments insinuating the opposite... such as, oh idk, how about "my country is not a fucking joke?"
Also, my name is a joke itself, so it's actually still weird for me to see people call me "Bob."
Of all the things you and I will lose in translation, me NOT making a joke of your country is the one thing I want to be clear on.
Most everything else is fair game. Sometimes it's actually nice to encounter a girl that can maintain discourse right on the verge of wanting to kill each other :)
Also, for the record, I was never making fun of Venezuela. I truly don't mind these jabs we're taking at each other, however, I just wanna make it clear I'd never intentionally lampoon someone's home country. I was playing off your "city," not making a joke out of your country.
Ehh I'm glad I got your attention... although that was never my goal xD
And of course I'm going to justify myself because you asked me a question, regardless of implication behind it. You asked a rhetorical question. I gave an arbitrary answer. Oh surprise, you and I are both complete fucking smartasses!
@Ed, since this isn't your wall, I'll reply to you once.
1. Thank you for clarifying what "por ahi" is after I had clearly stated I already googled it. Please pay attention.
2. My statement was most definitley a full sentence as I'm using "por ahi" in place of an actual city. Please pay attention.
3. I'm well aware she is a smartass, which is why I'm being a smartass. Please pay attention.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but... do you have any fucking idea what "smartass" is? I'd hope so.
I googled your "location" because I google the shit out of everything. What I learned is you being a "smartass" with your "city," so following up with my previous smartass comment, I played off the "location" you live in. Thus me claiming to be confused and scared on an UNIDENTIFIED STREET in your "city."
What we have here is a (weak) joke that's lost in translation xD